Best Trent Poems
The Smug and Silver Trent"The smug and silver Trent" - Shakespeare's Henry IV, Part I
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"The smug and silver Trent"
flooded badly in seventeen ninety-five,
when every bridge was damaged/washed away.
It's a risk today, but less so, so they say.
"The smug and silver Trent",
Will Shakespeare's quill recorded,
though at "smug" he took free...
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Categories:
trent, river,
Form:
Rhyme
Sparky TrentHere lies Martin Jacob "Sparky" Trent
Service Station Attendant
Smoking while fueling
Can be quite grueling
A flick of the Bic and away Sparky went.
Written November 14, 2022...
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Categories:
trent, fun, goodbye, humor,
Form:
Epitaph
Lady Jennifer Trent Lady Jennifer Trent
Here, with not a cent
Lies stingy Lady Jennifer Trent
Who, in trading health for wealth
Invited death in stealth!
Sept. 15, 2018
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Categories:
trent, bereavement, death, vanity,
Form:
Epitaph
Untitledthere was a daring young rake named Kent
who spent much time with a married woman from Trent
till it was said
they were caught in her bed
and the husband in his head put a dent
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Categories:
trent, humor,
Form:
Limerick