Best Toothache Poems

Right now, I'm sat sideways in a big leather armchair
Of a type I'd like to own 
In a thinking space 
There's a storm outside
But the sun streamed through the windows
The dog has rearranged his blankets 
Everybody loves each other
I have a cold but wearing fluffy...

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I wish that I had choked and died
On those chocolate candy bars.
I wish my mom had tanned my hide
About those tempting cookie jars.

I wish that I'd been tarred and feathered
For the dinners that I skipped
Because I preferred to gorge my taste
On Lays Potato Chips.

I'd like...

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When your tooth aches, life just is no good.
There's some aches that can't be withstood.
Stubbed toes I can handle
They don't hold a candle
To the pain that doth test my manhood.

The unmistakable look on my face
Like I swallowed the whole can of mace
And I can't be...

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Tortures the nerve constantly 
Ongoing severe painful throb
Only abstraction is the cure
This pain is worse than labor pain
Horrendous sharp electric shocks,
And advil is just a temporary fix
Can't sleep at all
Hurt all night long
Eating food is not an option 


Alexis Y
08-19-16


* Author's- May not be writing...

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Woe is me, woe is me
This toothache will be the end of me

Why must my tooth treat me like this?
Did I treat her too poorly? 
I've done all I can to maintain this relationship;
Save for here and there when I was a kid

Woe is me,...

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To be called a romantic is something I just can't take,

             but the faint hint of your smile has kept my nights wide awake;

         ...

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Violate everything.
Upset all order.
re-stack the cards,
deal me to a world
where my id rules,
rid me of what cares
about right, wrong 
or you.

Or it's gonna kill me.

I'm Ahab.  
Says Stub,
"he's got what some folks ashore call   *
a conscience; it's a kind of Tic-Dolly-row 
they...

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`Toothache

The festering morsel 
Festooned in buccal cavity 
Triumphant against the crown
A queen in pearly finery
Whose decaying beauty 
Succumbs to the invader
In eroded submission

With slow intrusive action
Eating at her very core 
Its acidic weapon easing on
Enough to cause a frown
Now the pearly queen is ruptured
Her hardtop...

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I got an ache, I cannot tell a lie
This tooth ache kept me awake
For God sake, how I wish
This tooth will fall off and break
All my body does is crawl up and shake 
This tooth ache is a headache 
I feel like I am getting...

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I have a such bad toothache
So a dentist I must see
Booked for tomorrow morning 
I now have overwhelming anxiety

I am petrified to go to the dentist
It completely fills me with fear
No doubt in the morning
My anxiety will bring me to tears

I know I’m a big...

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A little boy comes up to me
And said mister your tooth hurt
So I said yes just little
He had black hair wore an avengers shirt

His mother said leave the man alone
But he didn’t hear a word she say
He was the main attractions
Here In the dentist office...

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My toothache pounds hard
Throughout my body it moves
Pain intensifies

Russell Sivey...

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A Pirate queen on the Dixie Queen 
Had a toothache truly bad and mean 
They docked for a day 
In Pelican Bay 
Sorry choppers now happy and clean...

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to be called a romantic
is something i just 
can't take.

but your faint smile has kept
all my nights wide 
awake.

i float still in a stunned state.
this idiocy i can't 
forsake.

your absence torments me so
like a raging 
toothache!...

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The toothaches do not last
But, the memories, they do,
Once Halloween had passed
And my childhood, too ...

But, the memories, they do
Remain with me still ...
And my childhood, too
I am sure always will

Remain with me still ...
The magic and the fun,
I am sure always will 
When all...

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