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A Valentine's Meal Deal - Bawdy

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I need meat on Valentine ’s Day
A Love Sausage was on display
We will eat one tonight
And to hubbies delight
Much later he will get a lay

But hubby keeps pestering me.
To see my ‘pasties’ after tea.
I will give him some hassle.
About my titty tassle,
Cos they are not very comfy

I admit, yes I have to confess,
A love sausage brought from M & S,
Is  a valentines treat,
Cos I do love my meat,
And there’s ‘pasties’ under my dress!


Fictional Poem For Libralori who loves eating Croissant's, thanks for the inspiration!

*M & S is a British Store, they are selling 'love sausages' for Valentine's Day

02/14/22

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Caren Krutsinger

Date: 3/14/2022 10:14:00 AM

Love it that you added "pasties" in this one. This opens me up to new possibilities Jan!

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 3/11/2022 7:16:00 PM

Hello Jan ... your humour is right up my alley Jan, so this love limerick has me chuckling - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Jack Horne

Date: 3/4/2022 7:26:00 AM

LOL, had a good chuckle

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 2/26/2022 11:17:00 AM

- I got a good laughter ... thank you, Jan :))) - All the best to you and yours / hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Mark Koplin

Date: 2/25/2022 5:11:00 PM

Wow! I almost wet myself!

Eve Roper

Date: 2/24/2022 10:31:00 PM

you really tickled me tonight... love this string of limericks. Blessings my friend

Phyllis Babcock

Date: 2/23/2022 3:53:00 PM

oh Jan this is priceless and had me chuckling. So good at these limericks. love phyl.

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 2/20/2022 3:58:00 AM

With sausages and pasties, and goodness knows what other tasties, it could be one of Hubby's Valentines besties! Such a good laugh! Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/18/2022 10:24:00 PM

Jan you did a great job with this set of limericks but OMG, that picture is so disgusting to me. hahaha. i hate sausage and the looks of that love sausage is horrifying. So it really is a big deal in England?

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 2/16/2022 2:40:00 AM

Whatever next...Soooo funny...Delice

Paul Schneiter

Date: 2/15/2022 5:38:00 PM

Jan, regardless of the genre, you excel. On your bawdry tales I love to dwell. You have just the right touch careful to avoid saying too much. Still, my blood pressure you make rise, which will come as no surprise cuz for me you're the right size. Hugs & Love, Paul

Tania Kitchin

Date: 2/15/2022 2:55:00 PM

Ha ha, love it Jan! hugs

Swetha Vangaveti

Date: 2/15/2022 11:10:00 AM

A splendid write!! Loved it.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/15/2022 12:27:00 PM

Thanks Swetha:-) hugs Jan xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 2/15/2022 5:17:00 AM

OK, not sure what a love sausage is in Great Britain but love all the possibilities Jan!! Great fun to read on Valentine's day xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 2/15/2022 12:28:00 PM

Thanks Mike, a little innuendo lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 2/14/2022 4:56:00 PM

I’ve got a feeling that the M&S you mentioned might actually be S&M, or maybe you meant Anne Summers. I’m a bit miffed right now though, Jan. I went to M & S on your recommendation and I said to the security guard, ‘I need love sausage’. The plaster comes off in six weeks. ;-) Terry

Jan Allison
Date: 2/15/2022 12:28:00 PM

hahaha:-) hugs Jan xx

David Kavanagh

Date: 2/14/2022 3:22:00 PM

Great Valentines combo Jan, you put on a nice spread, I reckon there will be crumbs in bed later on, maybe even the floor lol, cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 2/15/2022 12:29:00 PM

lol we had steak no sausage for me lol:-) xx