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I need meat on Valentine ’s Day A Love Sausage was on display We will eat one tonight And to hubbies delight Much later he will get a lay But hubby keeps pestering me. To see my ‘pasties’ after tea. I will give him some hassle. About my titty tassle, Cos they are not very comfy I admit, yes I have to confess, A love sausage brought from M & S, Is a valentines treat, Cos I do love my meat, And there’s ‘pasties’ under my dress! Fictional Poem For Libralori who loves eating Croissant's, thanks for the inspiration! *M & S is a British Store, they are selling 'love sausages' for Valentine's Day 02/14/22

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Date: 3/14/2022 10:14:00 AM
Love it that you added "pasties" in this one. This opens me up to new possibilities Jan!
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Date: 3/11/2022 7:16:00 PM
Hello Jan ... your humour is right up my alley Jan, so this love limerick has me chuckling - thanks Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 3/4/2022 7:26:00 AM
LOL, had a good chuckle
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Date: 2/26/2022 11:17:00 AM
- I got a good laughter ... thank you, Jan :))) - All the best to you and yours / hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 2/25/2022 5:11:00 PM
Wow! I almost wet myself!
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Date: 2/24/2022 10:31:00 PM
you really tickled me tonight... love this string of limericks. Blessings my friend
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Date: 2/23/2022 3:53:00 PM
oh Jan this is priceless and had me chuckling. So good at these limericks. love phyl.
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Date: 2/20/2022 3:58:00 AM
With sausages and pasties, and goodness knows what other tasties, it could be one of Hubby's Valentines besties! Such a good laugh! Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.
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Date: 2/18/2022 10:24:00 PM
Jan you did a great job with this set of limericks but OMG, that picture is so disgusting to me. hahaha. i hate sausage and the looks of that love sausage is horrifying. So it really is a big deal in England?
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Date: 2/16/2022 2:40:00 AM
Whatever next...Soooo funny...Delice
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Date: 2/15/2022 5:38:00 PM
Jan, regardless of the genre, you excel. On your bawdry tales I love to dwell. You have just the right touch careful to avoid saying too much. Still, my blood pressure you make rise, which will come as no surprise cuz for me you're the right size. Hugs & Love, Paul
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Date: 2/15/2022 2:55:00 PM
Ha ha, love it Jan! hugs
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Date: 2/15/2022 11:10:00 AM
A splendid write!! Loved it.
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Date: 2/15/2022 12:27:00 PM
Thanks Swetha:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/15/2022 5:17:00 AM
OK, not sure what a love sausage is in Great Britain but love all the possibilities Jan!! Great fun to read on Valentine's day xxoo
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Date: 2/15/2022 12:28:00 PM
Thanks Mike, a little innuendo lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/14/2022 4:56:00 PM
I’ve got a feeling that the M&S you mentioned might actually be S&M, or maybe you meant Anne Summers. I’m a bit miffed right now though, Jan. I went to M & S on your recommendation and I said to the security guard, ‘I need love sausage’. The plaster comes off in six weeks. ;-) Terry
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Date: 2/15/2022 12:28:00 PM
hahaha:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/14/2022 3:22:00 PM
Great Valentines combo Jan, you put on a nice spread, I reckon there will be crumbs in bed later on, maybe even the floor lol, cheers David
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Date: 2/15/2022 12:29:00 PM
lol we had steak no sausage for me lol:-) xx
Date: 2/14/2022 11:07:00 AM
I was fully expecting 'toad in the hole' but maybe not!! Great poem, made me chuckle!! Best wishes..Ron x
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Date: 2/15/2022 12:29:00 PM
thanks Ronald xx
Date: 2/14/2022 10:22:00 AM
Good to see you are having fun again! Enjoy the lei! Aloha! Rico
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Date: 2/15/2022 12:30:00 PM
thanks Rico, my heart isnt in soup at the moment, hugs Jan xx
Date: 2/14/2022 7:36:00 AM
Hi Jan, I enjoyed your Limericks. A good read on Valentine’s Day. Happy Valentine’s Day- Alexis
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Date: 2/15/2022 12:30:00 PM
thanks Alexis:-) xx
Date: 2/14/2022 6:16:00 AM
Number three tops this "hat trick"
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Date: 2/15/2022 12:31:00 PM
my friend saw the first 2 verses, then i did some editing and added a third lol:-) xx

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