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Best Tasteless Poems

Below are the all-time best Tasteless poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of tasteless poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Whiners
I write poems because it's fun
And I'm not the only one
It's an outlet for verbal expression
A hobby and not an obsession

I'm an amateur, not a...

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Categories: tasteless, conflict, feelings, philosophy,
Form: Rhyme



A Greener Grass
You think I have a pretty face

My dresses weaved from frills and lace

You  think that I'm a spoilt brat

with diamonds around my neck

and roses...

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Categories: tasteless, childhood, dad, family,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Eaten By the World
Eaten By The World

I tried to eat the world
but it caused me stomach pains
The bones of the lost 
are all that remains
It was flavored with...

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Categories: tasteless, angst, anxiety, creation, scary,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Cowboy Shooters On Motor Scooters
[Just a little note to help maintain the peace on Soup.          
To cause no animosity among...

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Categories: tasteless, humorous, native american, western,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Jester
THE JESTER

Jester jingles
with madcap medusa-bells,
dressed in melodic-motley uniform.
A sea of foamy frills
frame the famed renaissance storyteller,
a creature feature
of phantasm for frightened children.
His ghost-white face
with comedic...

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Categories: tasteless, history,
Form: Alliteration



Premium Member Welcome To the Bijou
Welcome to the Bijou

Sometimes the creepiest places are old.
There’s a smell to them of stale nicotine
and rancid oil.

The denizens are often as ancient
as the peeling...

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Categories: tasteless, age,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Commentary On Comments
Melancholy days, listless, all through
Then, out of the blue,
A comment comes along to cheer you

My friends, I feared I had reached the end
Those words, once...

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Categories: tasteless, depression, friendship, inspiration, writing,
Form: Rhyme
Salt
The salt of the seas
sacred in nature...
the salt spice of life
that sweetens our existence...
Albumin, salt of tears
that we cry with blissfulness or sadness...
the salt of...

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Categories: tasteless, allegory, allusion, analogy, appreciation,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Psychological Warfare
Sometimes, we expect 
the sun to rise and smile,
through hazy hellish clouds
carrying vindictive 
verdicts of venomous vultures, 
surmising hues of 
ink to pierce through 
pores...

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Categories: tasteless, emotions,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Premium Member Words For Those With No Voice
Words For Those With No Voice

For every pair of shoes
All the burnt bones and woes
In the millions, in the mud
All died alone

Starving of food and...

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Categories: tasteless, allah, death, evil, holocaust,
Form: Free verse
Brave New World
(based on Aldous Huxley's book "Brave New World")

Human hatchery

Clink clink clink clink...
Test tubes prattling past
along the chrome plated production line.
Glistening under fake fluorescence
humming in harmony
with...

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Categories: tasteless, confusion, depression, heartbreak, humanity,
Form: Free verse
As I Paddled the River Nile
As I paddled the river Nile
I met a monstrous crocodile. 
She smiled at me enticingly.   
I smiled deferentially.  
Through large white teeth...

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© John Smith  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: tasteless, adventure, funny, me, me,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Her Ink Is My Quill - Anacreontic Verse
Despite the distance,
like moon and ocean,
I feel her close, but
touchless and tasteless.
Craving her comfort.
like a thief without
his precious treasure,
I yearn for one glimpse.
Tongue is silent,...

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© Silent One  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: tasteless, love, romance, romantic love,
Form: Free verse
A Mutiny On the Bounty
It was a sight that I could not forsee
Ambushed by my own men at morning hour
Hands tight with cord and naked from the waist
A mean...

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Categories: tasteless, words, me, men, beauty,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Premium Member Next Christmas It Will Be So So Different
Another Christmas day is finally here
The very thought fills me with such fear
I have to try and control my old Aunty Mable
Once she hits the...

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Categories: tasteless, christmas, family, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Shattered Sighs