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Best Sump Poems

Below are the all-time best Sump poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of sump poems written by PoetrySoup members


BALL PARK
we have soft seat
theyer not weak
we sump our  feet
to the beat
its a treat
also a food cart
at my
BALL PARK...

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Categories: sump, childhood
Form: I do not know?



Premium Member Love Bones

Bedsprings crochet bones together.
His back is sutured to gripes
stitched to gummy joints.

In the toilet, avoiding the mirror,
humming softly,
shunning conversation with himself -
the ceiling drips a...

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Categories: sump, poetry,
Form: Blank verse
my bet
I bet on a horse and it won
50 quid is not a huge sum
So I bet again and still won 
But 100 quid is still...

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Categories: sump, funny, horse,
Form: Acrostic
The Heart
The Heart
  1  The heart has many chambers it is just like a small pump
  2  Tyrones’ is getting full and...

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Categories: sump, health, heart, heart, life,
Form: I do not know?
life with Trump X
Who tweets toxic thoughts like a pump
And has shown that we are his sump?
The zone he has sewn
This chump dump he must own
Ain't Earth—it’s his...

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Categories: sump, betrayal, bullying, death of a friend,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Things That Suck
T Thumb-sucking children while they are sleeping.
H Hematophagous animals, which means blood-seeking.
I Insects like those in the worm family.
N Newborns that just do it naturally.
G...

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Categories: sump, funny,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member Lotsa Limericks--- Politicians Per Verse
Our prez is now Donald J Trump
Who has promised to clean out the sump
      Well he's certainly no wussy
 ...

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Categories: sump, humorous, political,
Form: Limerick
Dimwits and Those That Are Dumb
Dimwits and Those That Are Dumb

Candidates  with each other contended
Maybe Constitution should be amended
And in certain part of it the way it read
For President...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sump, howl, humorous,
Form: Couplet
heart sewage - Harmatophile
(Heart sewage)

HARMATOPHILE

If I could I would

Turn off this love faucet

It has begun to back up again.

Flooded the basement

Filled with mud

Devotion, emotion and dust.

All this broken...

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Categories: sump, addiction, emotions, for her, image, introspection,
Form: Romanticism
And what to choose
Coffee or tea?

Fragmented frogs frolicking fruitlessly freeing flavoursome fairy freckles,
But what of the speckled hound in the bin?
Well he growled,
He snarled,
The sole paw pilot pivoting,
How...

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Categories: sump, bangla,
Form: I do not know?
Working Overtime

Asbestos I can tell,
my lungs are working hard as
a sump pump in a clogged well
Though the cancer infiltration rate is currently low,
my body count white...

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Categories: sump, cancer, jobs, perspective, work,
Form: Rhyme
The Samaritan
Ok stop nagging, you twisted me arm, 
Ill tell you a true story that caused me harm.
My wife and I ran out of petrol on...

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Categories: sump, funny, travel, me, wife, me,
Form: Rhyme
Old Man Trump
Was a really grouchy grump
Who would sit  upon his rump
Like a couch-potato chump
Like a Groper poised to jump
Anything that he could hump
With a tiny...

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Categories: sump, betrayal, bullying, goodbye, humorous, political, pollution,
Form: Verse
The Last Of Summer
Blasted through the arteries of great wide open spaces
like fuel-injected bullets from some laser-sighted gun,
over-priced and deathtrap built, nothing cars to nowhere places,
trailing prisms of...

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© Tony Bush  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sump, allegory, death, history, life, parody, science,
Form: Verse
Thousand Dredgers
The face that launched a thousand dredgers loomed above,
With tin-foil hair and bucket rusting smile,
Proclaimed with tongue of carbon paper endless love,
Fingers crossed behind her...

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© Tony Bush  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sump, allegory, angst, life, loss, love, people,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Down the Train Drain
It was a long journey and Martha’ flood gates had been closed for far too long

Altona Station and the 1.01 expected from Hannover was nowhere...

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Categories: sump, anger, angst,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Fool's Gold
Lured across the world were we,
to setting sun, ancient sea,
lured to pastures greener?

Wanderlust gripped the core of me,
to setting sun, and ancient sea.
Naiveté fueled, footloose;...

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Categories: sump, introspection
Form: Rhyme
FUNKY BEAT
you get up
and shake you stuff
it make yo sump
do the bump
cause music gets underneat
with that
FUNKY BEAT...

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Categories: sump, adventure, creation,
Form: Light Verse
Trumped up Poetry Book
Trump now loves rhyme, its integral
to his existence as his name 
rhymes with so many words so well
and words that qualify his fame,

There’s flump and...

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Categories: sump, humor, judgement,
Form: Rhyme
Trump had Brain Of A Bird and More
Trump had Brain Of A Bird

To me, about Trump what had occurred,
Has been known to have brain of a bird;
Limited ability;
Almost senility;
Absurd but by him...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sump, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
America's Shame
Thousands of children kidnapped by Trump
Suffered abuse to more than their rump
According to some
Trump's immigrant mum
Should have flushed Donald Trump down a sump*

*Newspaper today reports...

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Categories: sump, child abuse, political,
Form: Limerick
WHERE IS THE JAM
to night is just right
soft lights
my boby is tight
won't sump and 
hump and bump
and eat spice ham
WHERE IS THE JAM
...

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Categories: sump, adventure, happiness,
Form: Light Verse
A Donald Named Trump
There once was a Donald named Trump 
whom the lib(e)rals considered a chump, 
a grump and a sump, 
a gump and a dump — 
with...

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Categories: sump, humorous, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member LITTLE WONDER-- I AM BLACK NO ONE LOVES US-
your Little Wonder

I broke away from all;
all of your little trappings;
God saw to that;
Your eyes;
Eyes seem to have hate (just where is the love);
Yes rights...

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Categories: sump, analogy, anxiety, appreciation, black love, discrimination,
Form: Free verse
Seeking rhyme and reason in politics these days
Great victory, Boris!
Still reading Horace?
Dear me, Jeremy,
his own worst enemy.
And Nigel Farage?
 must be still at large.
Has Donald Trump
got caught in a sump?
Is Vladimir Putin
for...

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Categories: sump, political,
Form: Political Verse