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Old Man Trump

Was a really grouchy grump Who would sit upon his rump Like a couch-potato chump Like a Groper poised to jump Anything that he could hump With a tiny little stump He would huff and puff and pump Till he found the City Dump And became another lump To be flushed straight down the sump With a thumpety-thumpety thump (One may NEVER dump a Trump With a bumpety-bumpety bump)!

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Date: 6/30/2017 3:22:00 AM
Made me lol:-) He sure has a unique way of being President!hugs Jan xx
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