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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required There are no toilets up in Heaven, so I was told Righteous are the perfect sheep in God's Holy fold They no longer have the need to pee or drop a turd. That's based on the information I recently heard. But since I've had more time to ponder the thought, what if rumblings of thunder are the echoes of a fart? Body waste would fall from Heaven on you and me. Quite a perplexing problem for us. Do you agree? Earth would be a toxic cesspool, if that were so and down, down, down, the flushes would flow. We'd have constant need of a massive sump pump to remove the stinky caca when angels take a dump. Sitting on a throne is not the way I picture the divine. God would never allow such a vile plumbing design. He'd not pollute the planet he created for mankind. No overflowing toilets in Heaven will you ever find. October 7, 2021 The Throne in Heaven Contest Sponsor: Jack Webster ********************
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