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America Sucks Less
This country’s sure got problems
Corruption, crime, and drugs.
And though we try to fix the world
The world just hates our guts.
But for all our woes and troubles
I still love the US
‘Cause compared to the rest of the world
America sucks less

They call us all polluters
With our Hummer...

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Categories: sucks, america, satire, drug,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member This Poem Really Sucks
Mummy
Dummy


11~07~14
Sponsor Jerry T Curtis
This Poem really S****s

Thanks for my first ever negative comment 

That is terrible.... J/K ....hugs Tim...

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Categories: sucks, humorous,
Form: Footle
Really Sucks
My sweet ice-cream treat
fell slowly down to my feet
like vanilla snow...

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Categories: sucks, food,
Form: Haiku

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



This Poem Really Sucks
( THIS POEM REALLY SUCKS )

Timmy ate a banana and gave jim a pet frog.
Booby looked down the street at the apple
Kim told Ronnie secrets of wise men asking questions.
When does time stand moving down.

Why does gorilla`s move standing still
Can strippers clean a pose man...

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Categories: sucks, love,
Form: Rhyme
Distance Sucks
D  riving me mad we are so far apart
I   want u so bad, u have my heart.
S  ad that we are far, but love you so much,
T  his is really hard, we are not having much luck.
A  nd i...

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Categories: sucks, love, love, me,
Form: Acrostic
Being Rejected Sucks
Being Rejected Sucks

I don't know if I should,
Try to get back on my feet,
What is the use really,
I just continue to get beat,
Maybe I'll slowly start give up,
Let my hands begin to slip,
Watching the light get darker,
Everything around me is torn and ripped,
I never knew...

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Categories: sucks, anger, depression, feelings, heartbroken,
Form: Couplet



Premium Member She sucks the oxygen from the room
Where ever she goes the cameras loom.
They're on to the scent of her perfume.
She sucks the oxygen from the room..
Forever in the public eye, all daily movements scrutinized.
She must dot all x's and circle her y's
Transparent as a bronze gold fish.
Isolated, observed, on a petri...

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Categories: sucks, beauty,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member - Mornings Sucks -
The moment I opened my eyes
What a wonderful morning ...

Starting the day and find your heart intact in love is a great emotion
What more could I ask for, a bliss at its best ...

Forget all your worries and sorrows of yesterday
Stand up and wipe your...

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Categories: sucks, good morning, irony,
Form: Free verse
Work Sucks
Well, I woke up this morning
For my own prime time,
Hoping swarming senses
Might light into rhyme,
With caffeine and nicotine
My morning jump start
I was searching for the union
Of my head and my heart.
But time won't linger
For a groggy old muse.
I had to get ready for my daily...

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Categories: sucks, corruption,
Form: Rhyme
High School - It Sucks :P
Walking through the crowded halls
Posters stuck up on the walls
Talking to friends till we're almost late
Trying to remember that project due date
Cheering loudly at every football game
Trying to not get caught breaking rules we think are lame
Worrying about how to dress
Trying to deal with all...

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Categories: sucks, school,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Getting Old Sucks
My ass used to wiggle but now it just jiggles.
My breasts look down at the floor.
Gravity and old age have taken over.
I'm not a "pretty young thing" anymore.

When I look in the mirror I wonder
Who in the hell is that person I see.
With grey hair...

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Categories: sucks, funny, hair,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member It Like Sucks
Half the world couldn't communicate
If we took the word "LIKE" and eradicate

I'm mean talking would be "LIKE" really tough
Because we didn't use like "LIKE" often enough

I hear the word like, "LIKE" in every conversation
It's "LIKE without it there'd be no communication

When I hear like my...

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Categories: sucks, on writing and words,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Valentine's Day Sucks
Inflated prices
For twenty four hours 
I don’t need a card
Or blood red roses
On Valentine's Day



Save your money
Say you love me
It costs nothing
But means the world



I cannot
Put a price
On your love

 
I love
You for



Free

Valentine Contest
Sponsored by Broken Wings

Checked with how many syllables

01~10~17...

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Categories: sucks, how i feel, humorous,
Form: Diminished Hexaverse
Cancer Sucks
CANCER SUCKS...
3 days before my 30th birthday
You slipped away
Your contagious laugh
Your witty sarcasm
You were so outspoken
It was rough for me
We didn't live in the same building
We didn't see each other
On a daily basis
You still meant the world to me
I seen you every now and then
Called...

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Categories: sucks, angel, anger, cry,
Form: Free verse
Be Yourself
noone cares as you do for yourself
noone notice your tears as you notice
noone know your silence as you know..
noone truly understand you as you understand yourself
noone always with you as you with yourself in every bad time..
noone hardwork for you as you do for yourself
noone...

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Categories: sucks, anger, jealousy, journey, motivation,
Form: Free verse
Book: Reflection on the Important Things