Best Sucks Poems
This country’s sure got problems
Corruption, crime, and drugs.
And though we try to fix the world
The world just hates our guts.
But for all our woes and troubles
I still love the US
‘Cause compared to the rest of the world
America sucks less
They call us all polluters
With our Hummer SUV’s
But in China you can taste the air
And it taste like iPhone 3’s
You may hate our politicians
And protest what they say
But think about how much it sucks
To be Russian and gay
Our congress can’t do anything
Our senators are goons
But at least they were elected
And their name’s not Kim Jong–un
Japan makes better cars than us
Games and cartoon shows
But I saw The Cove on Netflix huh
And that was pretty messed up, bro
America, I love you, out of necessity
You’re not too hot and not too cold
And mostly not diseased
Compared to the alternative
You’re probably the best
‘Cause the whole world sucks
But America sure sucks less
Our economy is tanking
But we’re not as bad as Greece
Our fast food is disgusting
But Italy has maggot cheese
The NSA is spying on
Our emails and phone calls
But good luck finding WiFi
In some village in Nepal
Brazil is full of riots
Australia’s full of snakes
Mexico’s got cartels
And their water makes you crap for days
Dubai is just Las Vegas
Without alcohol or fun
And Africa’s in a post-colonial tailspin
Of genocide and oppression
I am so sorry for everything you guys have to deal with....Anyways,
America, I love you
Though you’re run by old white men
Republicans are a-holes
But at least they’re not the French
We’d probably get a solid B
If they gave the world a test
‘Cause the whole world sucks
But America sure sucksless
America, I love you
For your lack of murder squads
Your working indoor plumbing
And your mostly valid laws
In a world of mostly crap
America stinks the best
Except for maybe Canada
You guys have a pretty good thing going
‘Cause the whole world sucks
But America sure sucks less
Mummy
Dummy
11~07~14
Sponsor Jerry T Curtis
This Poem really S****s
Thanks for my first ever negative comment
That is terrible.... J/K ....hugs Tim
My sweet ice-cream treat
fell slowly down to my feet
like vanilla snow
Being Rejected Sucks
I don't know if I should,
Try to get back on my feet,
What is the use really,
I just continue to get beat,
Maybe I'll slowly start give up,
Let my hands begin to slip,
Watching the light get darker,
Everything around me is torn and ripped,
I never knew being rejected would,
Become my greatest fear,
Now I'm slowly become empty,
I'm no longer able to form tears,
My heart is loosing strength,
I wonder if it's still there,
Asking myself why this continues,
Cause non of this is ever fair,
I thought my heart was full,
Of so much love and care,
But after all the stupid no's,
There's nothing left to share,
I tried not to give up,
But I think it's finally time,
For me to just let go,
After I finish this rhyme!!
( THIS POEM REALLY SUCKS )
Timmy ate a banana and gave jim a pet frog.
Booby looked down the street at the apple
Kim told Ronnie secrets of wise men asking questions.
When does time stand moving down.
Why does gorilla`s move standing still
Can strippers clean a pose man at night
Stop in the name of garbage.
For when its told never clap your knees.
Does old dogs tell of fables on friday
When does young lads commit food
Stuff loves never dying thrust
Keep the courage to be afraid
D riving me mad we are so far apart
I want u so bad, u have my heart.
S ad that we are far, but love you so much,
T his is really hard, we are not having much luck.
A nd i dont no what to do, to move things along,
N ever wanna hurt you, wana be with you where i belong.
C ant stay here much longer i need you so bad ur my
E verything, my life, without u id go mad.
S trength is the key, gota hold on tight,
U and i together, dont ever give up the fight.
C ant and dont want to imagine my life without u,
K nowing we will be together is what gets me through.
S ure ive said this a million times already.... but..... i love you!!!
Where ever she goes the cameras loom.
They're on to the scent of her perfume.
She sucks the oxygen from the room..
Forever in the public eye, all daily movements scrutinized.
She must dot all x's and circle her y's
Transparent as a bronze gold fish.
Isolated, observed, on a petri dish,
craving for some privacy, a daily wish..
She pulls up her quilt and sleeps until noon,
aware of the face she'll be wearing soon.
She sucks the oxygen from the room.
noone cares as you do for yourself
noone notice your tears as you notice
noone know your silence as you know..
noone truly understand you as you understand yourself
noone always with you as you with yourself in every bad time..
noone hardwork for you as you do for yourself
noone is remember you ..as you remind yourself ..
so Be yourself first??
The moment I opened my eyes
What a wonderful morning ...
Starting the day and find your heart intact in love is a great emotion
What more could I ask for, a bliss at its best ...
Forget all your worries and sorrows of yesterday
Stand up and wipe your sleepy eyes
Here is the simple truth ... mornings "sucks"
Good morning sunshine
Is the coffee ready?
01.03.2017
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
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Walking through the crowded halls
Posters stuck up on the walls
Talking to friends till we're almost late
Trying to remember that project due date
Cheering loudly at every football game
Trying to not get caught breaking rules we think are lame
Worrying about how to dress
Trying to deal with all the stress
Juggling jobs on the side
Squeezing through halls that aren't that wide
Studying last minute for a test
Being told to do our best
Participating in a club
Taking advantage of the sub
Not to mention all the fights
And feeling like we have less rights
Being ruled by every bell
Sometimes to us school seems like hell
Wishing we could text in class
Being told we need a hall pass
Playing in the marching band
Eating lunches we think are bland
Dressing crazy on spirit week
Being told in class not to speak
And after all the graduation fuss
Our High School memories will always haunt us..
My ass used to wiggle but now it just jiggles.
My breasts look down at the floor.
Gravity and old age have taken over.
I'm not a "pretty young thing" anymore.
When I look in the mirror I wonder
Who in the hell is that person I see.
With grey hair and wrinkles and hair on my chin,
That person just couldn't be me.
I used to shave my lovely, long legs
Before I headed to bed.
That really is no longer a concern,
I shave my mustache instead.
My legs now resemble a road map
With lines running here and there.
If I could go back in time to my teens
I'd join a gym.... I swear.
Where on earth did my youth go?
I turned around and lost it somehow.
It's like aliens took away my body
And look what they left for me now.
I really don't mean to grumble,
I really don't mean to moan.
I just want to buy a new body
Like the one that I used to own.
I guess I will have to just jiggle.
It's what my ass will now do.
But I'd love to be able to turn back the clock
To when my figure was perfect... wouldn't you?
Half the world couldn't communicate
If we took the word "LIKE" and eradicate
I'm mean talking would be "LIKE" really tough
Because we didn't use like "LIKE" often enough
I hear the word like, "LIKE" in every conversation
It's "LIKE without it there'd be no communication
When I hear like my dinner "LIKE" upchucks
One thing I can say about the word is it "LIKE" sucks.
Inflated prices
For twenty four hours
I don’t need a card
Or blood red roses
On Valentine's Day
Save your money
Say you love me
It costs nothing
But means the world
I cannot
Put a price
On your love
I love
You for
Free
Valentine Contest
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Checked with how many syllables
01~10~17
2 friends,
ADD 1 relationship,
SUBTRACT pain and lust,
MULTIPLY by months,
= Love.
However,
SUBTRACT trust,
ADD temptation + 1 argument,
= Pain
DIVISION occurs,
ADDING long term disfunction,
SUBTRACTING common sense,
RAISED TO THE POWER of months,
= 2 crazy & 2 alone
MULTIPLY both sides by time and healing,
New relationships ADDED,
FACTOR OUT trust,
The ADD the 1st relation ship back to the equation,
MULTIPLY in months of pain + months of joy,
= LOVE/TRUST
I'd rather do Chinese arithmetic.
CANCER SUCKS...
3 days before my 30th birthday
You slipped away
Your contagious laugh
Your witty sarcasm
You were so outspoken
It was rough for me
We didn't live in the same building
We didn't see each other
On a daily basis
You still meant the world to me
I seen you every now and then
Called and texted when ever we can
It felt like every single day
I feel a sinking feeling in my heart
Now that my grandma is far apart
That will never tear us apart
Remembering the last words
You laughed with me...
NOBODY UNDERSTANDS YOU BUT YOU
NOBODY WILL EVER UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR GOING THROUGH
SO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF MAMI...