Best Skippy Poems

Who is Skippy?

An individual with multiple personalities,

Skit the psychotic keeps Eric to rot it,

Logistics claim I'm ****ing insane,

Clouded brains seems to fade your name,

Alcohol full...

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-In 2008, a massive recall of peanuts thought to be contaminated with bacteria occured. Not 
very many people became ill, and only twenty percent of...

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for Granny Artemis

You're myyyyyy....
Yippy Skippy Sweetheart
Make me Yip and Skip all day
When life is poop
And I'm stuck in the soup
There's one thing I can say:...

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Search paths to be everlast,
Act fast as you reach your final math,
Equation equals the lost chance,
To hold the happiness stance,
From a distance you can only...

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The hardest thing I’ve ever had to do,
Was to say I’m through with you.

Well, of course, 
It was pretty hard when you refused to go...

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TOOTHLESS in 1927
Toothles her tail began to switch,
Tuppy said “you’re too old, just stay a bit,”
Tuppy rode away to where,
A knocking stick a Roo would...

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Nine dogs in my life
Nine angels looking for love
Gently love giving.

Most dogs in my life
By passing time were stolen
Still angels of love. 

In memory of...

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Robin what you doing in the hood
Man I thought I’d be up to no good
What you mean slick
I guess I’ll go rob a store bust...

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Pretty
Skippy
Dippy
Lippy
Was the charming, pretty skippy girl
Caught up in a dippy, lippy whirl?





7/3/2015


Strand Choice 5,
Any Form, Any Theme

Honorable Mention...

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I love thee
I cherish thee
I feel you are forever meant for me

When you are sighted
I am filled with so much joy
I coo with ecstasy
And so...

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Mermaids, sirens of the seven seas,
Guardians of Davey Joanne’s keys
Water babes, in rivers seen to swim
Young mermaids, now there’s a thing!
Kermit the frog, and miss...

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On a clear day, under a blue sky
My friends and I
Decided to go for a picnic lunch
So we headed out with a basket full of...

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in my nightmare the lights cut
asked a question of wether or not
we dream the realities we are destined and doomed to live
sweeping under the truth...

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For kids
Nothing beats peanut butter
So says Skippy
So says Jiff
It can nourish
(Ah yes
But it can kill)
With kids can cause a large degree of happiness
Nothing beats peanut...

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Oh God, I think I’m gonna thank you a million times
And when I’m done, I’ll still thank you some more

Here you have me thinking
Even before...

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