The Hardest Thing I'Ve Ever Had To Do

The hardest thing I’ve ever had to do, Was to say I’m through with you. Well, of course, It was pretty hard when you refused to go to the funeral after my Father died, And I’d hate for this relationship to end in a lie, so… The second hardest thing I’ve ever had to do, Was to say I’m through with you. But, to come to think of it, It was probably harder when I had to give Skippy away. You know, when you made us move to Florida because you hated the cold, I’ll never forget that day. The third hardest thing I’ve ever had to do, Was to say I’m through with you. Well, not quite as hard as it was when I had that little operation, And you decided still to take your vacation, And left me alone in the hospital with no visitation. That was hard. The fourth hardest thing I’ve ever had to do, Was to say I’m through with you. You know, I did take it pretty hard when I proposed to you And you said if I couldn’t buy you a bigger ring we’d be through And I had to sell my car and hock my guitar To get you a ring as big as a star. That was pretty hard. The fifth hardest thing I’ve ever had to do, Was to say I’m through with you. Well darn it, no! It was hard going to school at nights and working all day Because you didn’t want to get a job and wanted me to earn more pay. What exactly did you do with yourself all day!? The sixth hardest thing I’ve ever had to do, Was to say I’m through with you. No, its time to admit it, I saw you with Tom that night, And Bob the time before that, And Tim and George, Harry and Frank. That was hard on me and I’ve got you to thank. The seventh hardest thing I’ve ever had to do, Was to say I’m through with you. Now just wait a minute! This is not hard. In fact this is rather easy. The hard part was living with you, Placating you, Pretending to love you, Pretending that you loved me, Heck, this is easy! The easiest thing I’ve ever had to do, Was to say I’m through with you! Boy that was easy! Now I feel much better.