Cowboy Saturday Night Hoedown

The cows is lowin' in the old corral and all the evenin' chores is done.
Hank scraped the manure off'n his boots 'cause he's a fastidious son-of-a-gun.
He drew his pay, jumped in his pickup and headed fer Clyde's Saloon,
To quaff some brew, grab a gal er two and dance to the fiddler's tune!

There was a hoedown at Clyde's where cowpokes met ever' Saturday night.
There they danced, boozed and let off steam that usually ended in a fight!
There was a band with drums, banjo, fiddle, bass and a steel git-tar,
And the pianer player Mike McGurk (when they could pry him from the bar!)

A gal named Mousy Bush sang with a voice that quivered like Robin Hood's bow.
That's where Hank hung out Saturday nights to blow his hard-earned dough!
Hank was dancin' the Texas Two Step and havin' the time of his life,
When an incident occurred that occasioned another night of strife.

Some dude splattered a Coors on Hank's new Calvin Klein shirt and jeans.
Now, stuff happens and normally this wouldn't amount to a hill of beans,
But this got Hank's dander up and since he never held his hootch all that well,
He punched the guy, bloodied his schnoz and began a-raisin' hell.

A grand brawl ensued with ever'one tossin' punches, chairs and tables.
There was a heap of cussin' with patrons lablin' others with tawdry lables!
Hank arose Sunday mornin' with a poundin' headache and two black eyes,
But he'll be back at Clyde's Saturday next to enjoy a hoedown with the guys!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2014 All Rights Reserved

(Not for the contest)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Kendrick Avatar
November 6, 2014 at 10:53 AM
Well, I don't know if this is really a good time but it was a funny work..I enjoyed reading it even if the guy wasn't really having fun..Thanks for the visit to my page..It is good that you like chili for it is a nice warm food for those long cold winters in parts of the USA..Sara
Taylor Avatar
October 29, 2014 at 7:47 PM
Great job, Bob! Good luck in the contest. A very Happy Birthday, my friend. Best to Vera. Ralph
Gorelick Avatar
October 29, 2014 at 2:06 PM
why not for the contest? Its great! I just love a good brawl...! Im way behind, trying to catch up on my soup...glad you steered me to this lively piece. BG
Meier-Hans Avatar
October 27, 2014 at 11:40 AM
You should of found a partner and told them what to write lol. I absolutely love this.
Roper Avatar
October 27, 2014 at 9:13 AM
Wonderful write Robert, I am sitting in the room watching all this, enjoying the drama. :) eve
A. Sharma Avatar
October 27, 2014 at 8:53 AM
Such a magnificent write Robert! Loved the read thru n thru n kept me going! Footnote was a bit demotivating,, why not enter into a contest?? Best wishes always!
Bauer Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 8:19 PM
bob - i love how vividly you paint these scenes and the names that you choose crack me up! this poem was pure delight from beginning to end - thanks for the entertainment!
Helppi Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 7:55 PM
Robert, enjoyed this, like a Lois Lamour. Thanks!
Allison Avatar
October 26, 2014 at 3:27 PM
what a shame Robert it would have been excellent for the contest - great imagery - had me hooked from start to finish:-) Hugs jan xx
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