The Miss Universe Scam

The Miss Universe pageant should be mirth,
it is a scam for all that it’s worth,
now this can’t be denied;
it can’t be justified,
‘cause all the winners are here from Earth.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Babcock Avatar
August 14, 2021 at 9:49 AM
Nice creative write Lindsay. I hope all is well your way and that you have recovered nicely from your virus. All is well our way. A very hot hot summer this year and afraid prices will go up because crops are cooked. love phyl
Laurie Avatar
August 15, 2021 at 7:38 PM
Thank you Phyllis ... yes, I'm right as rain now. The weather isn't though. Windy; showery; and not warm at all. Oh well, soon it will be spring - regards - Lindsay
Pettit Avatar
March 14, 2021 at 6:05 PM
Clever write, and quite humorous.
Laurie Avatar
March 16, 2021 at 6:13 PM
Hello Robert ... I'm pleased you got a chuckle while trying to work it out - thanks Robert - Lindsay
Canerdy Avatar
March 9, 2021 at 9:13 PM
So clever and creative, Lindsay! Janice
Laurie Avatar
March 16, 2021 at 6:11 PM
Hello Janice ... it's just a question that needs an answer but how do we know if there is a Martian in the finals - thanks Janice - Lindsay
Faulkner Avatar
March 9, 2021 at 8:17 PM
I have often wondered what Miss Universe would look like on Jupiter!
Laurie Avatar
March 16, 2021 at 6:07 PM
Hello Michelle ... in the present time, I don't think it would look too impressive; of course how do we know - thanks Michelle - Lindsay
Wolf Avatar
March 9, 2021 at 5:32 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Bullseye, You sure hit the target with this one, my friend. ~ gw
Laurie Avatar
March 16, 2021 at 6:05 PM
Hello Gershon ... it's a very serious event Gershon. Those on Mars become glued to their TV sets - pleased you got a chuckle Gershon - Lindsay
Cunningham Avatar
March 9, 2021 at 4:20 PM
Things may change when they colonise Mars lol
Laurie Avatar
March 16, 2021 at 6:02 PM
Hello Tom ... I think the event is pretty safe - thanks Tom - Lindsay
Hinshaw Avatar
March 9, 2021 at 12:37 PM
I had never given it much thought, Sir Lindsay, but we can't argue with your logic! Bob
Laurie Avatar
March 16, 2021 at 6:00 PM
G'day Bob ... organizers must go for the maybe unless proved wrong. Like you Bob, I don't lose sleep over these events - thanks Bob - Lindsay
Allison Avatar
March 9, 2021 at 12:34 PM
oh so clever lol:-) hugs jan xx
Laurie Avatar
March 16, 2021 at 5:57 PM
Hello Jan - often been told I'm too clever for my own good - thank you Jan - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
March 9, 2021 at 11:21 AM
Clever and true (as far as we know; some do appear to be from another planet)! Aloha! Rico
Laurie Avatar
March 16, 2021 at 5:55 PM
G'day Rico ... sometimes I reckon there has to be more intelligent life in the universe than what we have on earth - thanks Rico - Lindsay
Ball Avatar
March 9, 2021 at 9:22 AM
Ya Got A Point There Mate! Good stuff. It made me chuckle. God Bless, JB
Laurie Avatar
March 16, 2021 at 5:53 PM
Hello Judy ... pleased you got a chuckle Judy. The organizers must know more than the scientists about 'out there' - Lindsay
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