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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required My phone rings…. I answer it but say nothing as I don’t recognise the displayed number and I can only hear ‘white noise’ at the other end. Okay I admit I’m going deaf and will be getting my hearing aid soon but that’s another story. I check out the number on Google and see it’s scammers who ring up people claiming to be from Microsoft and unless you pay up heaps of money they will hack your computer. It was the second time they had called in two days so I’ve written a little script based on an old joke for when they eventually try again Caller: Hello I’m calling from Microsoft (before they can get on with the rest of their script) Me: Oh are you the engineer, I’m glad you rang so quickly after I logged a fault call. Please can you help me, I have a terrible issue with my computer, well it’s not my laptop it belongs to my son .... Me: You know the handy little coffee cup holder on the side, well it’s broken… Caller: (getting cross as he can’t use his script) What the heck are you talking about… Me: The coffee cup holder – you must know the one … you press a little button on the side of the laptop and it shoots out …it’s so handy for my coffee mug but it’s got jammed and it’s only half way out and I can’t use it. Caller: Coffee cup holder - are you mad? Me: No… I'm not mad but I have short term memory issues … but my son will be absolutely bloody fuming if I don’t get the coffee cup holder sorted. Can you tell me how to fix it? Caller: Just hangs up in frustration! I just need them to ring me now and I will be ready! Short Story Contest N/A in contest judged on 9/27/16 Submitted to Take The Dagger From My Heart, Please Sponsored by Broken Wings 09~27~16
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