Best Rump Poems

A politician called Ronald Dump
Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump
At a peachy pert tush
All his brains turn to mush
His wife floors him – you should see the lump!

Fictional write for fun

7th June 2016...

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Donald's faithful to his red star
Putin loves the Don from afar
Bizarre it may seem
It's been Vladimir's dream
To have an American Tsar...

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in darkness we all look the same ~ pawns can capture a king in the game

elephant president with crooked tusks ~ wears the fetid scent of musk

find the kryptonite to end his mad reign ~ America is in pain

DODGE, the felon ~ the Department of...

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repugnant racist republican reviled - rickettsia re:itch ruler. 
rapaciously ravaged revered reverential rubric. 
radical ruthless renegade rapidly riotously rips rigged ramparts. 
refrains retaining remnant redolent regal, resplendent rafters.
riches rudely rupture rooted rectified rights.
ruckus ricochets revenant reign. 
ratified rattlebrained rules roil reductionism.
rumbustious rapscallions rollick; render ruinous...

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The bully-the-pussies fat ass
Doesn't care for our middle class
"America First"
Means the wealthy are nursed
By the troll whose tower is brass...

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Scorched earth flows from Rump’s rumble
And feds are furloughed and grumble
Although he seems glad
For us it’s rather sad
While his wall and our cookies crumble


Author's note:  The world's economic and social ills won't be fixed by a wall, but the US steel companies will benefit....

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Freddie and Fern were an old couple, a very old couple if truth be told, but on the matter of age, the truth seldom surfaced. Their kids were grown and gone and had families of their own. All of them lived in different cities and...

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Place your rump roast in deep pan,
                          add cream of mushrooms, beef broth,
       ...

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The Donald is no royal chap
And Obama did not wire tap
T-rump is the fake news  
Who is known to abuse
The women he longs to unwrap...

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T-rump’s a hustler on a stage
A pied piper who taps people’s rage
So who will rebuff
This great con artist’s fluff
And call off this ugly dark age?...

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T-rumpers are thinking with glee
You're in Kentucky next week, golly gee 
Your vote you can't cast!
But this Thursday that passed
I filed my form absentee!...

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Who's new at the CIA?
It's t-rump's mad clone Mike Pompeii
Oh - how we do cry
We're in a wok stir fry
While they claim it's a tasty soufflé...

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To billionaires t-rump's a tool
He covers their butts as if stool
Fake news discussions
By the rich and the Russians
Convinced voters this t-ass should rule...

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Some say the first lady's a looker
Trumped up by funds that bank book her
Just there for effect
She is a sex object
In retrospect she's a hooker...

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The rich surely starch t-rump's collar
So now they're entitled to holler
"A third world domain 
Is what you shall maintain 
While we retain all of each dollar"...

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