Best Rump Poems
Below are the all-time best Rump poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of rump poems written by PoetrySoup members
Life With T-Rump XxiDonald's faithful to his red star
Putin loves the Don from afar
Bizarre it may seem
It's been Vladimir's dream
To have an American Tsar...
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Categories:
rump, betrayal, career, dark, evil,
Form:
Limerick
Ronald Likes a Nice Bit of RumpA politician called Ronald Dump
Loves to pat pretty girls on the rump
At a peachy pert tush
All his brains turn to mush
His wife floors him –...
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Categories:
rump, body, humorous, lust, political,
Form:
Limerick
Twas the Night Before Christmas'Twas the night before Christmas
when I and my groom
finally found a motel
but with just one room.
My groom was in the bathroom -
leaving me alone-
so...
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Categories:
rump, funny, holiday, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Speechless Spoken Word ArtisteSPEECHLESS SPOKEN WORD ARTISTE
So if my vocal folds can’t collaborate to produce sounds to communicate loudly to your beautiful mind that I have an endless...
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Categories:
rump, art, beauty, emotions, humor,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Retail Christmas 2It's one week till Christmas
And we've had enough
Of grumpy old shoppers
Complaining about stuff.
They hate the line-ups,
They hate the cashiers.
They won't be happy
Till they have...
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Categories:
rump, funny, on work and
Form:
Rhyme
Butt Out - Collaboration - Please Join InI’m lunching with my bestie Mylie
She’s upset and no longer smiley
I ask her what’s wrong
She said in my thong
My bottom is no match for Kylie!
I...
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Categories:
rump, body, clothes, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Humpy Dumpty MysteryHumpty Dumpty always sat on that wall
Except for the one time he had a great fall
So always but once that anyone can recall
Which is why...
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Categories:
rump, children, funny, humorous, mystery,
Form:
Rhyme
Social ClimberSo you call yourself a rhymer,
you’re nothing but a social climber.
I got better rhymes than you in my sleep.
If you come my way accept...
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Categories:
rump, slam,
Form:
Rhyme
''They Graze In Beauty,'' a Pastoral Parody of Lord Byron's ''She Walks In Beauty''THEY graze in beauty on the land
of grassy glades and dewy dales,
and all that's best of tamed and tanned
...
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Categories:
rump, animal, beauty, poetry,
Form:
Lyric
MeatAnchored by its feet hangs the carcass
Butcher removes brisket and strings it
Chuck steak diced for stews and pies
Dark well matured silverside rests
Entrails give the dogs...
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Categories:
rump, food,
Form:
Abecedarian
Victory To the PreyWhere a dingo, with crushed skull, lies,
a stout round creature backs up
from the entrance of his burrow.
His sturdy rump has saved him,
and his worst enemy...
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Categories:
rump, animal,
Form:
Verse
On Your Visit To MarsThree times higher on Mars you can jump,
which is great, but you'll sure be a grump
if you visit the spot
so incredibly hot
that the sun, when...
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Categories:
rump, places,
Form:
Limerick
Why Dot Won'T Leave the FarmDot Blogs she was a buxom lass and hefty heifer too
who married Bobby Eugene Blows when she was twenty- two.
They lived upon a dairy farm...
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Categories:
rump, humorous, night, old, life,
Form:
Rhyme
The Anatomy of a HorseThe Anatomy of a Horse (written for children)
Horse's feet have a hoof, the hard part which he can pound,
back of this is his frog,...
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Categories:
rump, horse, paris,
Form:
Narrative
England - Gleaming In the Distanceacross the Doggerland dogged people trudge
Neanderthals, Heidelbergers...Sapiens, the last ones standing
hairy mammoths, heavy life bearing down
the mighty maw of...
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Categories:
rump, conflict, destiny, england, history,
Form:
Narrative