Free online greeting card maker or poetry art generator. Create free custom printable greeting cards or art from photos and text online. Use PoetrySoup's free online software to make greeting cards from poems, quotes, or your own words. Generate memes, cards, or poetry art for any occasion; weddings, anniversaries, holidays, etc (See examples here). Make a card to show your loved one how special they are to you. Once you make a card, you can email it, download it, or share it with others on your favorite social network site like Facebook. Also, you can create shareable and downloadable cards from poetry on PoetrySoup. Use our poetry search engine to find the perfect poem, and then click the camera icon to create the card or art.
Enter Title (Not Required)
Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required A is for Ant (and for ass, your dad is an example of an ass) B is for Bee (and for b*stard, your dad is a bast*rd - first class) C is for Chicken (and for a word I don’t want to say - but see K) D is for Dog (and also for Dynamite - which I’d like to shove up your dad’s... see A) E is for Eagle (and for egotistical effing... see K... and C) F is for Frog (and for Fu*ker, which your dad’s been doing with someone who isn’t me) G is for Giraffe (and for Git - your dad is a Git... and he has two faces) H is for Horse (and for Hard Up - which your dad was... in too many places) I is for Insect (and for Insolvent, which thanks to me, he’ll soon be, with just one legal shove) J is for Jellyfish (and Judas. Your Dad’s a Judas... with a rash from his illicit love) K is for Kitten (and for making some words sound worse - see C) L is for Lion (and Lobster, a creature with claws that belongs at the bottom of the sea - hmmm...) M is for Mouse (and for machete and for manhood... which gives me an idea) N is for Newt (and Nymphomaniac - neither should work at IKEA) O is for Owl (and Optimistic, well, he thought that he left me fulfilled) P is for Penguin (and for Philandering, at which your daddy is skilled) Q is for Quail (and for Quickie, the best that your daddy could do) R is for Rabbit (and Rampant - and once I got that, how did we get you?) S is for Snail (and for Slug, which describes both your dad and his di*k) T is for Tiger (and Torrid, your dad was this with some Randy chick) U is for Unicorn (and Underhand, your dad was this night and day) V is for Vole (and also VD, hence the rash that was listed in J) W is for Worm (and for Merchant Banker, thats rhyming slang for your father) X is for Xerus (and X-rated gel, I bet he’ll work up quite a lather) Y is for Yak (and for Yesterday’s News, which is all your dad turns out to be Z is for Zebra (and for Zeees, that his Nympho is catching, asleep next to me) * [Xerus is a genus of African ground squirrel]
Enter Author Name (Not Required)