Best Putty Poems

WALLPAPER

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Paper Thin
Cut down to any size,
Crumble, crop me wrong 
Pull the insulation from my heart.
Never will I be "A Paper Doll!"
Thank you for calling me...

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I often sit for long periods of time
hoping the perfect beginning will come to me.
To write a poem that starts with a pristine Capital
leaving readers...

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Owl Parliament is now in session, so be quiet please.
All whistles, hoots, growls, grunts and screeches need to cease.

As the largest of you all, I’m...

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I once dated a pilot …
We both had our head in the clouds
Our relationship lead to a lot of turbulence - 
I guess it never...

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Childish giggles,
From tummy tickles,
Say "uncle" if you please.
Tippy tippy toes,
And "someone's got your nose", 
Grandpa likes to tease.

Piggy back rides,
And water slides,
"I double dog dare...

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Easter is upon us
My darling said to me
She keeps quizzing me for chocolate
I said just wait and see

    I wonder what he...

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Gentle caresses sweep my skin
with creeping tenderness,
devouring every curve of my body
and feeling its sizzling melt 
against your skin.
Your loving gaze enters my soul
striking away...

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John Wulf, with his funny Limerick antics  telling funny hilarious stories,

“viagraology

There once was a medical study
of things flapping flaccid like putty
those men given placebo
couldn’t...

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You say that you're my biggest fan
then you try to take my man
throwing out your demand
but ya gotta understand
he ain't buyin' no weak swing
he ain't...

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Charles Bukowski ate my girlfriend
He started with her head
Fiddled with her like finger food
Putty in his hands

Charles Bukowski took my girlfriend 
Slapped her hard upside...

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Among coffee and peanut butter
Crayons have a most recognized smell
But did you know that smelling them
Can lower blood pressure as well?

Looking for synthetic rubber
World war...

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I let an opportunist within my circle of trust

He slipped a rufi in my wine
I was too naïve to question 
my sudden lapse of memory

I...

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Classical infusion Beethoven’s “ode to joy”
Playing on blaring audiophile speakers annoy 
Purposely looped to destroy vagrants with electronic music
Blends of subversive elements and anxious acoustic...

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Eyes wide and
innocent,
blue with sparkles
of mischief
shining through.
I see you,
angel girl.
You see me and run,
straight into my arms.
You shout my name,
"Grandma! Grandma!",
as I scoop you up.
If...

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