Charles Bukowski Ate My Girlfriend

Charles Bukowski ate my girlfriend
He started with her head
Fiddled with her like finger food
Putty in his hands

Charles Bukowski took my girlfriend 
Slapped her hard upside the face
Now she likes it dirty
So this poets been replaced

I'd like to say so long Charlie
As far as I'm concerned
You can hit the literary highway
Never to return

Charles Bukowski took my girlfriend
And showed her a good time
As I'm watching from the shallow end
Of my kiddie pool of simple rhyme

Charles Bukowski ate my girlfriend
Chewed her up then spit her out
Now that good for nothing Charlie
Is all she talks about

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 11/4/2018 11:42:00 AM
Brilliant, Mike. Superbly penned. Wow. A FAVE for me.
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Date: 5/31/2016 9:03:00 AM
Girlfriend needs to see Dr. Phil, lol!:)
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Mike Hauser
Date: 5/31/2016 7:27:00 PM
Lol!
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