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Who Are those funny Poets

John Wulf, with his funny Limerick antics telling funny hilarious stories, “viagraology There once was a medical study of things flapping flaccid like putty those men given placebo couldn’t enter gazebo it drove the poor fellas plumb nutty Copyright © 2015John Wulf” but also has his very soft spot for all of us Then there is my very favorite lady, Jan Allison, with all her humorous poems, ANOTHER VIAGRA POEM HAS JUST POPPED UP - INSPIRED BY EVE ROPER AND JACK ELLISON It hung so limply like Niagara Doc told him to take some Viagra Just one little blue pill Gave his wife such a thrill It sticks up so high it could stab ya Copyright © 2015JAN ALLISON 18th July 2015 but lover her with all our hearts she is the sweeties of them all Jack Ellison, teasing back and forth with his witty poems, so who’s the greatest of them all, OD'd On Viagra Hickory, Dickory, Dock Overdosed on Viagra, whatta shock My wee fellow looked up Said, “You ain't no pup!” I cried, “This guy don't go by no clock” Copyright © Jack Ellison 2015 But a jolly soul because his Santa Jack this year. Then there’s our Mystic Rose that joins the group with her sense of humor; A Little Viagra Goes A Long Way Incline thy ear o-friend of mine Me poor husband got it bad He got a dicky that won't pine Tis sad Tis sad Tis really sad I heard yours takes Viagra pills Malone's will not erect nor stay and yesterday he got the shills Just letting dicky out to play! Would you be so kind to send The medicine that made him sleep I'll give my hon a pop to rend His dicky joy, so he can weep Few tears of joy alongside mine Oh how my smile would shine He got a dicky that won't pine And that's a real bad sign... Copyright ©Mystic Rose 7/19/2015 so much fun we have here on Poetry Soup 11/13/2015
Poetry Contest : Who Are those funny Poets Sponsored by: Judy Konos

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Date: 12/15/2015 11:20:00 PM
Eve, Congratulations on your win. **SKAT**
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Date: 12/15/2015 9:47:00 AM
Congrats on your viagra win, Eve!! The extracts sure were hilarious!
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Date: 12/15/2015 12:34:00 AM
Congrats on your win. Creative!
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Date: 12/14/2015 9:24:00 PM
lol Enjoyed reading this very funny write Eve how appropriate for this contest. Congratulations on your win.
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Date: 12/14/2015 6:06:00 PM
awesome choices, Eve. Congrats for the win.
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Date: 12/14/2015 3:03:00 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Eve - thanks again for including me:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/4/2015 9:41:00 PM
Very clever! gl in the contest ! I don't have a clue what to write for this one, and you def pulled it off with flying colors :)-lu *smiles again*
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Eve Roper
Date: 12/14/2015 1:31:00 PM
Thank you, Laura!
Date: 11/14/2015 11:10:00 AM
What a pleasure. What a laugh. Sounds like a great contest, best of luck in it.
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Date: 11/14/2015 5:05:00 AM
Aww thanks Eve it is so lovely to be included in your poem along with such lovely humorous poets:-) hugs Jan xx 7 and faves
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Date: 11/13/2015 10:45:00 PM
:) Nice to see you sharing which poets make you smile, dear. I think the are all fantastic poets. Hugs to you...
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Date: 11/13/2015 10:44:00 PM
well you sure brought me smiles, why they almost as funny as me, I would have commented earlier, but I swallowed a Viagra, and it got stuck in my throat, and man I have such a stiff neck right now!!!
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