Best Private Parts Poems

I've constructed a picket fence around me to keep jackanapes out
Through pickets they can see me, but I never allow them to touch
private parts of...

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She held her mother’s hand
As tears made their way
Down the face called
“Exquisite, beautiful, charming”…
The face that had been her comfort

She could not absorb the pain...

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Once again, you’re putting out your blinds
It’s this wicked game you play at minds 
With the chiseled pot concealed,
My heart’s cards are now revealed.

I’m getting...

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"Hello" opposite sex.
Nice to meet.
Please join me
on my summer seat.
Not too close!
A foot apart.

Second date.
Yes we may kiss.
No tongue please.
I'm a proper Miss.
Reach for my...

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Yah! Let me tell you,
Let me tell you about the last struggle in our country
2000 political violence.
Those days thousands of people lay dead  ...

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A true Nigerian is brave like the Lion,
He is courageous, hospitable and kind.
He never shies away from responsibilities;
In his hearts of heart he controls all...

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Once Upon a Time Everything was Perfect in Eden, NSW, Australia

This is a story about why snakes are reluctant to leave whenever you see them....

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Is the word “fart” a naughty word

Hope not... I find it cute and giggly

But don't go by me, my mind is a little warped

Words are...

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I met an old prostitute Mary,
Resembling a cow in a dairy:
She lived to make whoopee,
Her udders were droopy,
With private parts smelly and hairy.

14th June for...

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I came from a land of redneck drinkers, who mounted deer heads on walls without sheetrock. It was a simpler time. You shot or hooked...

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I am rather confused...
My wife’s belly is bulging
and it continues to bulge
more and more each day
Granted, I am NOT a doctor
(although I portrayed one on...

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So my friend said  his sister was saying her vows
In a low key church ceremony three weeks from now
No parties, no showers, no flowers,...

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The merry men and Robin Hood
Were drinking in the local wood
And roasting harts.*

The meat, they said, was very good;
They even ate, it’s understood,
The private parts.

*...

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Are you too shy to suck, lick, and touch?
If so, my sexuality may be a bit too much!

Are you insecure in the bed, uncomfortable trying...

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11/12/2013
make me actually LOL 2
 Nina Parmenter



Fat or skinny
Short or long
There is no way to go wrong
When their put inside your buns
It becomes a lot...

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