Jack Horne Poet Limerick

Mary - Bawdy Limerick

I met an old prostitute Mary,
Resembling a cow in a dairy:
She lived to make whoopee,
Her udders were droopy,
With private parts smelly and hairy.

14th June for Roy’s Bawdy limericks II contest

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Arlene Smith July 9, 2014 at 8:07 PM bah ha ha!! Excellent! congrats on top win, Jack.. Hugs.. Arlene

Poet Destroyer A July 8, 2014 at 11:37 PM Hi Jack, Congratulations, on your awesome win. Always~ Linda

David Fisher July 8, 2014 at 8:17 PM Great write and win, Jack. Not going to that barnyard dance.

Casarah Nance July 7, 2014 at 9:55 AM Haha way to go on your win, great limerick thanks for the laugh;)

Robert Johnson July 7, 2014 at 9:07 AM Congratulation's jack, now go brush your brain. :)

Andrea Dietrich July 7, 2014 at 8:21 AM AWESOME WIN, my friend. Loved it the first time I saw it.

Barbara Gorelick July 7, 2014 at 7:24 AM Having droopy udders myself, I can relate to poor old Mary. Congrats, funny man. BG

Dr. Upma A. Sharma July 7, 2014 at 6:22 AM Real bawdy Jack ! Congrats on top win !

Dr.Ram Mehta July 7, 2014 at 5:48 AM HILARIOUS And funny write, JACK, congrats on the first plaCE WIN

Tim Smith July 6, 2014 at 7:14 PM Udderly hilarious..congrats

Seren Roberts July 6, 2014 at 7:05 PM Jack a big hug for you, it's 1 am and I am laughing out loud. This is so funny, more than deserved top spot....Seren

Tim Ryerson July 6, 2014 at 5:56 PM Good lawdy that's bawdy and damn funny too...Congrats - Tim

Carrie Richards July 6, 2014 at 5:52 PM Oh wow.....bawdy/naughty indeed !!!! Congrats !!

Jadazzle United July 6, 2014 at 5:10 PM well done. Hugs Jan & Darren x

Jan Allison July 6, 2014 at 4:34 PM I can see why this got top spot! Well done. Hugs Jan xxxx

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser July 6, 2014 at 4:15 PM Indeed so hilarious! kudos!!! :D

Paul Callus July 6, 2014 at 3:52 PM Well, isn't this what the contest was about! Bawdy! Congrats Jack..good job done:) // paul

Debbie Guzzi July 6, 2014 at 3:42 PM hmmmm Congrad's on your win?

John Lawless July 6, 2014 at 3:26 PM Well, Jack, it is obvious why this one make it to the top. I think the cow lobby may be upset but I think it's hilarious.

Constance La France June 21, 2014 at 4:02 PM Jack this is a wicked limerick, you do them well, best of luck in the contest.

Carolyn Devonshire June 19, 2014 at 10:35 AM You always crack me up, Jack. This is sure to win a high spot in the contest! The droopy udders made m cringe, but the last line is even more frightening. Keep away from Mary, my friend! Love you, Carolyn

Nette Onclaud June 16, 2014 at 1:48 PM ohh dear.. what a ribauld piece, lol... greaaat job, jack!.. huggs

Andrea Dietrich June 15, 2014 at 10:44 PM hahahaha, LOVE it, Jack, it is sure to place!!!

Robert Johnson June 15, 2014 at 7:01 PM I think you need a toothbrush for your mind. :) Oh my gosh. :) I am just laughing with a disgusting smile on my face. We have no shame. :) Keep em' comin' jack.

Sara Kendrick June 15, 2014 at 2:47 PM Reads like a winner in the bawdy limerick contest..Way to go for the win..Thanks for the visit to my page...Your comments are uplifting...Sara

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