Best Pounder Poems

A seething summer morning in the oil boom trailer park
Oral Roberts on the radio with the gospel told by Mark
The reek of raw petroleum is everywhere around
We little oil trash urchins play marbles on the ground

He drives out here most every day around the hour...

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her quarter-pounder eyes
edged with charcoal
coaxed me inside.
her round succulent body
i savoured hungrily
as from table to table she rolled.
a small gherkin green nose
sat on lips of tomato sauce
surrounded by a cheesy smile.
as my fingers touched
i knew it was 
burger love.
...

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Into A Dark Raging Storm, Tempest And Hail


Into a dark raging storm, tempest and hail
alas, sadly all was to be to no avail.
Twelve pounders broke loose crashing about
some over the wind praying in a shout.

Prisoners chained below all in great fear
great many had shed a...

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Here he comes again
The keyboard pounder on the loose
Sure wish he’d learn to type
Without the finger abuse
Or overuse of
The Backspace key

Don’t smack me
I didn’t lose your pictures
You should have backed them up
Before you opened that attachment
And invited that worm
Into my circuitry
You bum

Go get some medicine
And...

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Someone said I could probably write
About furniture and kitchen utensils
And still put a funny twist on my poem
So I'll try to live up to my potential

You must possess a strange old noodle
To know how my crazy brain works
Observing the simplest things everyday
And giving them a...

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I found a flounder, 

   fifty pounder! 

iin my vegetable stew.

   He ate my carrots.
   He ate my peas.

And he ate my broccoli, too.


   I like my flounder, 
   my sixty pounder!

I think you'd like...

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Here by the bay
I lay and pounder
Sun rising and setting

I dream of dreams
Of knowledge of kings
Of divinity of Gods or higher beings

Of a love; sweet and gentle-
of a Female kind--If you dont mind. 

Here by the bay
I lay and pounder
All day I do wonder

Here by...

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Our internet freedoms
Say quotes?
Say Facebook pokes?
Say avatar Say hashtag,
My computer handbag?
Or smishing, dishing or instant phishing?

Our musical freedoms
Say princess of pop?
Say queen of hip hop?
The king of orgasmic rock
Who got writer’s block?
Or the Fab four, the king, say how to sing?

Our gourmet freedoms
Say double whopper...

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The pyramid is an ancient tomb
But for soul it is a womb
Build from lime stone slabs that together perfectly fit
This construction was quite engineering feat

I sometimes wonder
When ancient world I pounder
Ten thousand years ago Magi walked the ancient world
And if one travels their footsteps would...

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its funny how  you mention my plethora of girth
this coming from Mister looks like hes given birth
whose idea of excersise is lifting a fork
while drinking straight gravy and munching on pork

See, working at Mcdonalds aint a problem, its true
coz further down the menu they...

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A 'Good Old Days Market' sign seen
With arrows that point to the scene;
     There hidden by wall
     Of stone, very tall,
I ventured and found behind screen,

Some tables with items arranged...
Such irony...somewhat deranged!
     There...

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Hold on to that which sets your spirit at ease
For me it's glittering ocean seas
And a slightly salty breeze
In the shade of dancing trees
Think not of the workplace freeze
And the fatigue that haunts your knees
Think of the water's tantalizing tease
As if saying come into the...

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We shall plunder your ship 
an old ship of our line.
Dare you fight
This, Ninty-pounder might.

On your trail were
our sloops alright.
Ahoy says my lieutenant.
We have you in sights.

Fifty four on two decks 
Like a corvette’s disenchanted ride.
Aligned are our sails as fear dragoons
A point to the...

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Again I am at my favorite coffee shop, sipping cappichino wanting
 to write about something other than you.
  Wanting half-heartedly to move to a different page in my life.
 Needing someone else to fill that void you have left.
 When I shut my eyes,...

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Welcome to a typical 'Luau' spread. The first thing that is best to learn is the Hawaiian word, 'ono', which means, delicious. It's a word bandied about before and after food goes in your mouth. In later years, it became a slang word as 'onolicious.'...

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