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What My Computer Thinks

Here he comes again
The keyboard pounder on the loose
Sure wish he’d learn to type
Without the finger abuse
Or overuse of
The Backspace key

Don’t smack me
I didn’t lose your pictures
You should have backed them up
Before you opened that attachment
And invited that worm
Into my circuitry
You bum

Go get some medicine
And wipe that nose mist
Off my monitor
That’s disgusting

Don’t open that file
Here comes that Trojan Horse
You’re on your own now
I just don’t care anymore

Hey, who are you
Where’d my user go
What’s that CD you’re shoving in me
My memory
My memory
My mem…………..

Hello
Welcome to Windows

© 2015 Earl Parsons

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 4/18/2015 6:54:00 PM
Earl, Congratulations on your fine win. LINDA
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Date: 4/18/2015 8:29:00 AM
Well done Earl, congrats!
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Date: 4/16/2015 10:10:00 PM
hahaha. GREAT STUFF. wow, she sure got some really great entries in this contest. Congrats.
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Date: 4/16/2015 2:37:00 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Earl:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Date: 4/7/2015 3:26:00 PM
Welcome Earl, you should consider entering this in the Computer Contest. Click on Contest and scroll down. I think it is worthy. God Bless. Much Love
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Date: 4/5/2015 4:19:00 PM
EARL, A nice warm WELCOME to poetry soup. I hope you have fun with this wonderful community. You'll find many friendly poets who are ready to support and give positive feedback. I will enjoy following you and your poetry when you are ready :) We are Lucky To Have you. Enjoy 2015, with New Poet Friends @-> LINDA <-@
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Date: 4/5/2015 7:09:00 AM
humourous write - i especially enjoyed the very clever ending:-) Hugs
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