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What My Computer Thinks

Here he comes again The keyboard pounder on the loose Sure wish he’d learn to type Without the finger abuse Or overuse of The Backspace key Don’t smack me I didn’t lose your pictures You should have backed them up Before you opened that attachment And invited that worm Into my circuitry You bum Go get some medicine And wipe that nose mist Off my monitor That’s disgusting Don’t open that file Here comes that Trojan Horse You’re on your own now I just don’t care anymore Hey, who are you Where’d my user go What’s that CD you’re shoving in me My memory My memory My mem………….. Hello Welcome to Windows © 2015 Earl Parsons

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 4/26/2015 9:16:00 PM
Hey Earl.. a belated congrats on your wonderful winning write, first place no less in Carol's Computer Contest! I really hate I missed this clever one!
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Date: 4/18/2015 6:54:00 PM
Earl, Congratulations on your fine win. LINDA
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Date: 4/18/2015 8:29:00 AM
Well done Earl, congrats!
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Date: 4/16/2015 10:10:00 PM
hahaha. GREAT STUFF. wow, she sure got some really great entries in this contest. Congrats.
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Date: 4/16/2015 2:37:00 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Earl:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Date: 4/12/2015 10:14:00 AM
Earl.. powerful, well constructed write, my friend. Welcome to Poetry Soup, a great place to display your creative, artist works. It's also an ideal place to meet and be shaped by other poets. Comment on their works and they will comment on yours. Give any of the varied contest a try as well. I look forward to reading more good writes this month! Please take time to check me out, ok... PS.. If you have any questions about the Soup feel free to ask, just send me a Soup Mail. Talk soon!
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Date: 4/7/2015 3:26:00 PM
Welcome Earl, you should consider entering this in the Computer Contest. Click on Contest and scroll down. I think it is worthy. God Bless. Much Love
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Date: 4/5/2015 4:19:00 PM
EARL, A nice warm WELCOME to poetry soup. I hope you have fun with this wonderful community. You'll find many friendly poets who are ready to support and give positive feedback. I will enjoy following you and your poetry when you are ready :) We are Lucky To Have you. Enjoy 2015, with New Poet Friends @-> LINDA <-@
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Date: 4/5/2015 7:09:00 AM
humourous write - i especially enjoyed the very clever ending:-) Hugs
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