What My Computer Thinks

Here he comes again
The keyboard pounder on the loose
Sure wish he’d learn to type
Without the finger abuse
Or overuse of
The Backspace key

Don’t smack me
I didn’t lose your pictures
You should have backed them up
Before you opened that attachment
And invited that worm
Into my circuitry
You bum

Go get some medicine
And wipe that nose mist
Off my monitor
That’s disgusting

Don’t open that file
Here comes that Trojan Horse
You’re on your own now
I just don’t care anymore

Hey, who are you
Where’d my user go
What’s that CD you’re shoving in me
My memory
My memory
My mem…………..

Hello
Welcome to Windows

© 2015 Earl Parsons
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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A   Avatar
April 18, 2015 at 6:54 PM
Earl, Congratulations on your fine win. LINDA
Lamoureux Avatar
April 18, 2015 at 8:29 AM
Well done Earl, congrats!
Dietrich Avatar
April 16, 2015 at 10:10 PM
hahaha. GREAT STUFF. wow, she sure got some really great entries in this contest. Congrats.
Allison Avatar
April 16, 2015 at 2:37 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Earl:-) Hugs Jan xx
Yant Avatar
April 7, 2015 at 3:26 PM
Welcome Earl, you should consider entering this in the Computer Contest. Click on Contest and scroll down. I think it is worthy. God Bless. Much Love
A   Avatar
April 5, 2015 at 4:19 PM
EARL, A nice warm WELCOME to poetry soup. I hope you have fun with this wonderful community. You'll find many friendly poets who are ready to support and give positive feedback. I will enjoy following you and your poetry when you are ready :) We are Lucky To Have you. Enjoy 2015, with New Poet Friends @-> LINDA <-@
Allison Avatar
April 5, 2015 at 7:09 AM
humourous write - i especially enjoyed the very clever ending:-) Hugs
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