Best Polecat Poems

Shadow-Cat = Cat Afraid oF the Dark needs Teddy-Bear-Cat 
Polecat = a pole dancer Cat-House 
Copycat = looks like you do Carbon Copy House-Cat

Bobcat =...

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Pat's
polecat
ate Jack's Brats**
got way too fat
So when that cat shat
on Papa's brand-new hat
he was punished tit-for-tat
Now forced to dine solely on rat
Pat's polecat said grace...

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As morning glowed pale light over the town of Soup Creek,
Jenna woke with a start when she heard a floorboard squeak.
She raised her gun and...

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These are just for fun...I am trying my hand at them!

DROMEDARY'S NAIL POLISH
 camel enamel

SMALL UNSENTIMENTAL HORSE
  stony pony

WILD DOG LANGUAGE
  dingo lingo

INEBRIATED...

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The first game of spring
It was the first game of the year.
The go lumpducks vs the hot rugcats.
On 1st base for the hot rugcats is:...

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polecat on front paws
a cross readdy to fire
run before discharge...

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I've just come to realize 
Probably some of you don't know
How to speak the hillbilly language
So, I'll show you how to give it a go

We...

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(The beginning is in Part-1)

He trudged on through the woods
Barely glancing around.
Now, what was this cabin?
And what was that sound?

Someone was crying
“Help! Please set me...

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Be aware of the Cougar, the big mountain Cat
Now I know you like mounting, but your just a Pussy Cat
I sometimes think you’re Horsey, and...

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There's Dasher and Dancer
Then Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
Then Donner and Blitzen

If you think these are reindeer
Then you would be wrong
And it's not crazy words
In...

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I need to ask a question
Does anybody know
Who made up these crazy sayings
Like walking to and fro

They say it sales like hotcakes
Do hotcakes really sell
They...

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My son rises each morning and easily awakes;
He runs into my room and gives me a hardy shake.
There is no sleepiness in the sound of...

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Well now the Olympics are all over
There's a story you gotta know
About the first Olympic Games
And how it started long ago

It didn't happen where they...

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people who drop rubbish are so very very ignorant aren't they? BIN BAN BOOSH NOODLES AND CREAM.

Oh a lethargic tidal wave. Atomic power of circumference...

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You came in a beat up old blue Landie

with tales of sleeping giants on your lips.

It was your first night in the cottage

when the Wye...

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