A Hillbilly Christmas

There's Dasher and Dancer
Then Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
Then Donner and Blitzen

If you think these are reindeer
Then you would be wrong
And it's not crazy words
In some Christmassy song

See, they are my brothers
Don't anybody laugh
For these are hillbilly names
From Polecat Path

It's a place in the hills
In East Tennesee
On the top of a mountain
As high as can be

Here, Christmas is different
There's no reindeer or sleigh
We use an old covered wagon
It works better that way

We make toys in the smoke house
For most of the year
While smoking our hams
'Til Christmas is near

Then we load up the wagon
With granny on the reins
Her wooden teeth all gummy
With rootbeer stains

Now the wagon is pulled
By my brothers and I
We're plumb tuckered out
'Cause people can't fly

Well, you get the picture
About Christmas in the hills
It's a hillbilly adventure
On wagon wheels

Now there's much more to tell
But it's time to run off
'Cause we're loading the wagon
Your friend, Rudolph
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Guzzi Avatar
November 5, 2010 at 2:50 PM
yeeeeeehaaaaawww! Just love it! When we have less giving means more. Light & Love
Taylor Avatar
November 3, 2010 at 8:06 PM
I'm thinking this is a true story, Rudy. Wish I lived in Tenn. LOL Awesome write. Enjoyed. Is Santa from Tenn also? Loved this one, my friend. Outstanding. Gonna tell this Christmas story to all my Grandkids so they'll know the truth! Ralph
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