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Pat's Polecat

Pat's polecat ate Jack's Brats** got way too fat So when that cat shat on Papa's brand-new hat he was punished tit-for-tat Now forced to dine solely on rat Pat's polecat said grace for meals, then spat November 07, 2019 Rhyming Nonet Poetry Contest Sponsor: Charles Messina ___________________________________________ **Jack's Gourmet Kosher Sausage Company's Cured Bratwurst is available in supermarkets in large metropolitan areas. A three-ounce serving/one bratwurst sausage contains 190 calories, of which 130 are fat calories, 470 mg of Sodium and 55 mg of cholesterol (JacksGourmet.com)

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Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 11/14/2019 8:29:00 PM

Congratulations on your wonderful first placement! : ) xxoo

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/14/2019 9:15:00 PM

Thank you Connie! Nice to see your avatar, and appreciate your congrats. Warm wishes, Gershon

Sandra Adams

Date: 11/14/2019 6:59:00 PM

this is comical Gershon...love your humorous nonet...congrats on your win my friend... hugs :)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/14/2019 8:10:00 PM

Thanks for letting me know what you thought, Sandy. I was hoping folks would find it funny... And congrats to you again on your winner n the contest. Warmest wishes, Gershon

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 11/14/2019 5:10:00 PM

This really is the Top Cat :) Congratulations on your well deserved win, gw!

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 11/14/2019 1:19:00 PM

- Congratulations on your fun winning poem, Gershon :) - // Anne-Lise :)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/14/2019 3:24:00 PM

Hey, thank you so much for the congrats, Anne-Lise! Cheers, Gershon

Alexis Y.

Date: 11/14/2019 6:48:00 AM

Lol! Gershon, You have penned such a a funny write. Well done! Congratulations on your 1st place win. It was well deserved. Have a great day:-) Alexis

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/14/2019 10:31:00 AM

Thanks for the congrats, Alexis. Appreciated. ~ gw

Kurt Ravidas

Date: 11/14/2019 3:06:00 AM

That was pretty damn funny, but then I read the note, loled into my glass of vodka and scared my bear) Cograts, Wolf.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/14/2019 10:26:00 AM

Nothing like brats and beer, Komrade!

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 11/13/2019 8:43:00 PM

very fun story you made with the AT rhymes. i greatly enjoyed this. Congrats for the win

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/14/2019 10:27:00 AM

Thanks for the congrats, Andrea! :) gw

Charles Messina

Date: 11/13/2019 7:21:00 PM

I love this Gershon, I actually enjoyed a bratwurst sandwich today, it wasn't at Jack's though, it was a 7-11 convenience store $2.99 special (lol) none-the less, it was as tasty as this little gem. Congratulations on your 1st place win. ~CM

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/14/2019 10:28:00 AM

Bratwurst is strictly to enjoy! Thanks, Charlie! ~ Sauer Kraut

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 11/9/2019 4:28:00 AM

I wish I had written this one instead of the one I submitted.

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/9/2019 7:38:00 PM

Tell you what: I'll split the top prize with you... I'll take the 'g-o-r' and you can have the l-y! How's that sound?! ~ Mr. Excitement

Chris Green

Date: 11/7/2019 3:04:00 PM

You weren't pussyfootin around with this one, were ya? And a commercial for sausage with the poem, that has to be a first for me. I guess cause I'm not a premium member. : )

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/7/2019 3:06:00 PM

Chris, you have brought a giant smile to my face with your hilarious comment. Keep the fun coming, my friend! Thanks a zillion! Cheers, Gershon

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 11/7/2019 2:43:00 PM

I wish I could think of something as clever as this to put in my comment, so I'll just say, I'm glad I'm not that cat!

Chris Green
Date: 11/7/2019 5:24:00 PM

Top Cat, now that brings back memories. Louie and Benny the Ball. Great cartoon. Oh, sorry to barge in on your comment space Michelle. : )

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/7/2019 3:01:00 PM

I'm glad too, Michelle. ~ Top Cat

Pat Adams

Date: 11/7/2019 2:42:00 PM

Great job with this one Gershon! I don't see how it couldn't place! A lot of things rhyme with Pat. That's why, being hard of hearing, I'm constantly looking around, thinking someone is calling my name. On the other hand senility may be creeping up on me.......oh well anyway, well done my friend!.......Pat...(what?)...80)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 11/7/2019 3:01:00 PM

Hey Pat,... Pat,... Pat! … PAT!! Have I got your attention now?! Well, tee-hee, I've forgotten what I wanted to tell you... Another senior moment, eh? … Oh yeah, I enjoyed your comment, immensely, and thanks for the tip of the hat! Cheers, Gershon