Gershon Wolf Poet Nonet

Pat's Polecat

Pat's
polecat
ate Jack's Brats**
got way too fat
So when that cat shat
on Papa's brand-new hat
he was punished tit-for-tat
Now forced to dine solely on rat
Pat's polecat said grace for meals, then spat


          November 07, 2019
    Rhyming Nonet Poetry Contest
        Sponsor: Charles Messina


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**Jack's Gourmet Kosher Sausage Company's Cured Bratwurst is available in supermarkets in large metropolitan areas.  A three-ounce serving/one bratwurst sausage contains 190 calories, of which 130 are fat calories, 470 mg of Sodium and 55 mg of cholesterol   (JacksGourmet.com)

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Connie Marcum Wong November 14, 2019 at 8:29 PM Congratulations on your wonderful first placement! : ) xxoo Gershon Wolf November 14, 2019 at 9:15 PM Thank you Connie! Nice to see your avatar, and appreciate your congrats. Warm wishes, Gershon

Sandra Adams November 14, 2019 at 6:59 PM this is comical Gershon...love your humorous nonet...congrats on your win my friend... hugs :) Gershon Wolf November 14, 2019 at 8:10 PM Thanks for letting me know what you thought, Sandy. I was hoping folks would find it funny... And congrats to you again on your winner n the contest. Warmest wishes, Gershon

Michelle Faulkner November 14, 2019 at 5:10 PM This really is the Top Cat :) Congratulations on your well deserved win, gw!

Anne-Lise Andresen November 14, 2019 at 1:19 PM - Congratulations on your fun winning poem, Gershon :) - // Anne-Lise :) Gershon Wolf November 14, 2019 at 3:24 PM Hey, thank you so much for the congrats, Anne-Lise! Cheers, Gershon

Alexis Y. November 14, 2019 at 6:48 AM Lol! Gershon, You have penned such a a funny write. Well done! Congratulations on your 1st place win. It was well deserved. Have a great day:-) Alexis Gershon Wolf November 14, 2019 at 10:31 AM Thanks for the congrats, Alexis. Appreciated. ~ gw

Kurt Ravidas November 14, 2019 at 3:06 AM That was pretty damn funny, but then I read the note, loled into my glass of vodka and scared my bear) Cograts, Wolf. Gershon Wolf November 14, 2019 at 10:26 AM Nothing like brats and beer, Komrade!

Andrea Dietrich November 13, 2019 at 8:43 PM very fun story you made with the AT rhymes. i greatly enjoyed this. Congrats for the win Gershon Wolf November 14, 2019 at 10:27 AM Thanks for the congrats, Andrea! :) gw

Charles Messina November 13, 2019 at 7:21 PM I love this Gershon, I actually enjoyed a bratwurst sandwich today, it wasn't at Jack's though, it was a 7-11 convenience store $2.99 special (lol) none-the less, it was as tasty as this little gem. Congratulations on your 1st place win. ~CM Gershon Wolf November 14, 2019 at 10:28 AM Bratwurst is strictly to enjoy! Thanks, Charlie! ~ Sauer Kraut

Caren Krutsinger November 9, 2019 at 4:28 AM I wish I had written this one instead of the one I submitted. Gershon Wolf November 9, 2019 at 7:38 PM Tell you what: I'll split the top prize with you... I'll take the 'g-o-r' and you can have the l-y! How's that sound?! ~ Mr. Excitement

Chris Green November 7, 2019 at 3:04 PM You weren't pussyfootin around with this one, were ya? And a commercial for sausage with the poem, that has to be a first for me. I guess cause I'm not a premium member. : ) Gershon Wolf November 7, 2019 at 3:06 PM Chris, you have brought a giant smile to my face with your hilarious comment. Keep the fun coming, my friend! Thanks a zillion! Cheers, Gershon

Michelle Faulkner November 7, 2019 at 2:43 PM I wish I could think of something as clever as this to put in my comment, so I'll just say, I'm glad I'm not that cat! Chris Green November 7, 2019 at 5:24 PM Top Cat, now that brings back memories. Louie and Benny the Ball. Great cartoon. Oh, sorry to barge in on your comment space Michelle. : ) Gershon Wolf November 7, 2019 at 3:01 PM I'm glad too, Michelle. ~ Top Cat

Pat Adams November 7, 2019 at 2:42 PM Great job with this one Gershon! I don't see how it couldn't place! A lot of things rhyme with Pat. That's why, being hard of hearing, I'm constantly looking around, thinking someone is calling my name. On the other hand senility may be creeping up on me.......oh well anyway, well done my friend!.......Pat...(what?)...80) Gershon Wolf November 7, 2019 at 3:01 PM Hey Pat,... Pat,... Pat! … PAT!! Have I got your attention now?! Well, tee-hee, I've forgotten what I wanted to tell you... Another senior moment, eh? … Oh yeah, I enjoyed your comment, immensely, and thanks for the tip of the hat! Cheers, Gershon