Master Pimp Meets the Ultimate Red Neck

A man walks by in a gray polyester suit He tells another man to call him Juice The other man in bright orange hunter's clothes, he looks bold and brash He tells Juice to call him Cold Hard Cash They sit at the bus bench to discuss a new business they want to start It all begins tomorrow around the corner at the local trailer park Cold Hard Cash tells Juice, this is my last 500 bucks, but what the heck It all started when the Master Pimp met with the Ultimate Red Neck Cold Hard Cash tells Juice, follow me, I will give you the grand tour Starting at my trailer on lot number four As they enter Cold Hard Cash's place, it smells like rotting potatoes Juice enters and slips on some cherry tomatoes Cold Hard Cash says here and hands Juice a plate of sauerkraut and dogs He tells Juice, if you stick around for supper, I will roast us some frogs Juice asks Cold Hard Cash, after we eat, can I be given the golden key to the park Cold Hard Cash, says let's go next door we will begin at Judy Starks Juice goes with Cold Hard Cash to interview their first employee in their line of money makers After the interview, Judy says yes, Juice comments, she's a real shaker At the next interview, the girl shows them why her picture used to be on Breck This all transpired when the Pimp Master hooked up with the Ultimate Red Neck Juice says we need one more so we can rotate them around the clock We will put them to work outside the laundry mat and liquor store, which are on the same block Cold Hard Cash asks what if one calls in sick Juice answers in a business voice, then one of the others will pull a double shift Juice points and asks what about this place Cold Hard Cash says you don't want to see her face to face Cold Hard Cash says she's the one they used to design Shrek Good luck with your business, Master Pimp and the Ultimate Red Neck