Best Par For The Course Poems

There is a golfer from Lima, Peru
        On each of his balls, a llama tattooed
          Up and down his scores jump
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My sister Lucile sold her acoustic guitar
To buy a hot motor scooter with a sidecar
Her bad luck, they soon separated
On which she hadn’t calculated
But I said, “For her that’s definitely a par!” 

Written July 15, 2022...

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18 hole weekend golf
domesticity avoided
greatness eludes them...

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i just took a pill
the water spilled
not much of a drop

but it dripped
off my bearded
chin slowly rolling

down between
my man breasts
and avoiding the 

sand trap
landing in an
unflagged belly

button as
the crowd
went wild with

this
hole
in one...

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