Best Par For The Course Poems

...THE DUMB BLONDE 

Our dumb blonde leader is a total buffoon
Living in cloud cuckoo land in his cocoon
His party's starved our N. H. S. 
Now the country is in a mess 
Thinks the ......

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...Some airlines allow a small pet
To stop folk from getting upset
But a ‘comfort horse’
Isn’t par for the course
I’d challenge this airline’s mindset!

I’m allergic to animal fur
Of ......

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...Extra

There are two of us in the house now. 
Not four or six or eight. 
We have more than we need.
We have an abundance of…

How many jackets can we wear?
How many shoes for our feet?

How......

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...There is a golfer from Lima, Peru
        On each of his balls, a llama tattooed
          Up and down his scores jump
          Like a llama's big hump
        As soon as his fans cheer, they ha......

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...The Tricky Chirp

The nester bird comes to live, 
in a nest, they did not make. 
Yet... the bird, 
feels right at home 
and not alone at all.

The new mom seems surprised, 
she can not hide ......

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...Let's meditate & get high tell these physical bodies goodbye explore the universe time and space become closer than we have ever come face-to-face 
Feel my emotions and my energy force we've never b......

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...Cold Hearted, ice-crusted, frozen, dead inside,
I thought I was immune 
but your stinging words cut my heart, I should take it in stride
Mean spirited, spiteful, ruthless, arrogant, obtuse
expect......

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...Monday morning coffee break
Everyone seems ill at ease
To be back working from eight to five

It almost seems the order of the day
For people to sit down and dissect human nature
Just to keep t......

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...eir stuff -in bags.
Gotta sleep with 
One eye open
Glad to have eyes.

And there are more and 
 more out
There with nowhere to be.
Cannot stand nor sit.
Glad to have a cell
Jail is their
Hotel. If lucky.

Don't think that- that bath 
You took is "par for the course"
Think outside of your door. 
Look outside of your window.
Laaaa deee da laaa dee da.

America isn’t happening no more
Now you lay it down to sleep,
Praying for your soul to......

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...My sister Lucile sold her acoustic guitar
To buy a hot motor scooter with a sidecar
Her bad luck, they soon separated
On which she hadn’t calculated
But I said, “For her that’s defini......

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...eir stuff -in bags.
Gotta sleep with 
One eye open
Glad to have eyes.

And there are more and 
 more out
There with nowhere to be.
Cannot stand nor sit.
Glad to have a cell
Jail is there
Hotel. If lucky.

Don't think that- that bath 
You took is "par for the course"
Think outside of your door. 
Look outside of your window.
Laaaa deee da laaa dee da.

America isn’t happening no more
Now you lay it down to sleep,
Praying for your soul to......

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...Stop drop 
gun shot pop 
whoops to late 
hollow point penatrate 
your cranium N===='s.be blastin um 
like the wild wild west 
N===='s.ya don't wanta test 
roll up on ya quick as S=== wit 
Glo......

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...next time it might be avoided
 by adding "blue-notes" to the tune,
 to draw attention, so it can't happen to us again.
 
Now, the other side of those "blue-notes
 is a more joyful, hopeful tune,
 to remind us that our hearts aren't always wrong;
 
it's merely "par for the course",
 to sing of both sweet love, and pain...
 ..but, that's the blues.....and that's the, Journey of Your Song.......

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...Back in nineteen hundred and three
I working with a logging crew,
cutting and limbing mighty trees,
be they hemlock, pine, or spruce.

We worked for the Nowell Paper firm,
in the shades of the ......

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...18 hole weekend golf
domesticity avoided
greatness eludes them......

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