L Milton Hankins Poet Limerick

Par For the Course

My sister Lucile sold her acoustic guitar
To buy a hot motor scooter with a sidecar
Her bad luck, they soon separated
On which she hadn’t calculated
But I said, “For her that’s definitely a par!” 

Written July 15, 2022

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Caren Krutsinger July 17, 2022 at 10:20 PM Loving this crazy limerick! L Milton Hankins July 18, 2022 at 8:30 AM I'm glad you are getting a kick out of Lucille, Caren. She's a card!

Terry Flood July 16, 2022 at 12:13 PM Crikey, Milt. If Lucille’s on the road, I’m sending my licence back! L Milton Hankins July 16, 2022 at 12:22 PM Well, be glad she isn't for long because every vehicle she tries she quickly lands up in a ditch or the hospital!

Michael Tor July 15, 2022 at 8:32 PM Lucille is at again Milton. I swear this woman has more than nine lives lol. Keep them coming... L Milton Hankins July 16, 2022 at 9:21 AM I don't know how long Lucille will stay around...these things stay around for a while and then vanish! Anyway, I am so happy that she gave you a laugh or two.

Jeff Kyser July 15, 2022 at 2:22 PM If she'd have been smart, She'd learn to play bass, Add some wheels and a motor, Drive all over the place. And then, out of gas And down on her luck, She could open her case, Get tips while she plucked. L Milton Hankins July 15, 2022 at 2:58 PM Ha! I really like this, Jeff. Good idea. I'll pass it along to Lucille!

Jenna Logan July 15, 2022 at 2:05 PM Lucille is cursed by Murphy's Law? Poor woman. I'm sure you'll keep us informed of her continuing adventures. lol L Milton Hankins July 15, 2022 at 2:15 PM (chuckling) You know, I probably could sit for hours and write verses about Lucille, but I'll probably grow tired of her soon! She is definitely cursed!