Best Outfit Poems

Like I feel a slight arousal, yeah!!!
Like my brain's inside these clouds
   Not so Complete, but could I take myself straight down/?
Like I'm laughing from this drool as it's falling from face down
I might be facing forward Inside out and round & round
It's...

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Ready to go trick or treat 
Disguised in attire I hit the street
I was the helpful nurse
With medicine to disburse
His eye on me, he fell over his feet
 
So there he lay, flat on his face
Another medical case
Everyone looked at me
The nurse wanna be
Needless to...

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I would like something snazzy for Christmas the pushy goose said.
A top hat? A goat shirt? A Kansas City Chiefs jersey in glorious red?
Ideas flew from the kitche, the bridge, the outhouse and the shed.
I would be satisfied with an earring with a photo of...

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Teddy looked sad, forlorn cold and bare
Sat on the bed with nothing to wear
So aunty got out her knitting pins
To knit Teddy some warm cosy things.

First came a jumper in shades of blue
Then some trousers, the same colour too
Also a scarf, a hat and some...

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Admired tree top adornment enthroned
Assured her grace finds glorious attachment 
Nestles plentiful supply of progesterone 
Long leapt pirouette enabled summit stature

Twirl of circle skirt adrift with air current 
Spun unphased in mist powder snow confetti
Displays liberation, feminine masterment 
Ceases to be bludgeoned, poor past indebted

Ever...

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Outfit of the day
Short, t-shirt with sunglasses
For typical girl....

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The man sashay’s in wearing red
Looked like he was ready for bed
People stared and gazed
They were really amazed
How his outfit really made him looked dead...

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Poets  don't dress in clothes,
               nor feature fancy costumes
                  they wear fantasies...

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Wearing her see through outfit was bold
Wind came through that made her butt cold
She called out for heat
That shot through her teeth
What a sight, she looked like a mole...

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The man is wearing a yellow shirt,
And some blue pants with like a million pockets,
In each of his pockets he keeps 50 straws,
And on his chest their hides a wooden drawer,
He wears a weird pink top-hat,
In which he hides a dancing banana,
for a snack,
His shoes...

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Does this outfit make me look fat? The crocodile asked the saleslady.
A bull-speaker, gusher and a compliment-er was, this lying gal, Sady.
You look marvelous, she said, I love the polka dots, stripes and plaid.
The crocodile strutted around the three-way mirror, pompously glad....

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Your Majesty's Outfit

If:

YOU
Are Proud Of It...

YOU
Did It Wrong!

-Gray Squirrel

06-11-2025...

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Summer here we come!
I love the impropriety
Pastel, fun, outfit....

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MY STALKERS BEGAN TORMENTING ME AFTER SEVERAL BREAK INS I CONTACTED SPECIAL AGENT PAULA BRAND ARLINGTON HEIGHTS FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION BECAUSE SHE INSTALLED WIRES ON MY UNBORN CHILD WHILE I WENT INTO HOSTAGE SITUATIONS BUYING WEAPONS AND DRUGS FOR THE FBI TAKING DOWN A...

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SHOPPING WITH HUBBY

It was our son’s Wedding, I had to look good,
My car in for servicing, sick under its hood,
So willingly and heartily hubby volunteered,
To take me to the mall, he came geared,
Two magazines, it didn’t matter how long I took!

Such a kind soul, I...

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