Best Order Now Poems

When I gaze far off into the night sky
The chaos is not pleasing to the eye.
Seems there was never an overall plan
When the beginning of time began.

I don’t mean to sound so high and mighty
But the stuff up there’s not very tidy.
Yes, there are luminous...

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I sit down
After eight hours of ordering
And waiting on the customers
I must relax
From a day’s work waiting the tables
That have been mine since I started
Steak is my specialty
So I tell my customers
And the food here is excellent
It’s not just a line
It really is good here
I...

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Nature’s way is perfect
And once we all connect
We’ll view the brilliance in the airwaves
Essential order now correct

I believe that this will come to pass
Intuition saves the day
We learn our thoughts materialize
And see the power of our ways

Now if this solitary person
Sitting peaceful in the grove
Can...

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Morning Coffee

by Edmund Siejka


The night before
A soft rain had fallen
Traffic lights,
Hitting the streets 
At just the right angle,
Transformed wet asphalt
Into long shiny ribbons.

Pulling into the Diner
He saw that most of the tables were taken
But there was one left
All the way in the back.

She was there
Calling...

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We are pelted daily on television by some brassy tout,
Hawking useless stuff we're told we can't survive without!
"Not available at your local store - the price cannot be outdone;
Order now and I'll send you two for the price of one!"

A pastime as American as baseball,...

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His first experience of the schoolyard

on his first day, shown total disregard 

by all of his peers, as pecking order

being established, viewing disorder

he was unsure if, or how to interact

for no reason he was physically attacked

by children that he had known as good friends

his status...

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Date:  September  2050

Damian stood at the front door 
Ushering everybody out to the waiting 
Limousine. "Come on my People 
Be quick about it wifies!"  Sidney
And Saderi were willing to go along
For the experience they had heard
Rumors of.  They were both hurrying...

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I am a baker in a quaint, small town,
for my artisan breads the people come ’round,
Tuscan and baguettes by the dozen are sold,
but most people come here for my Gender Rolls.

I came up with them on a cool day last year,
a batch I’ve been baking...

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Are you fed up with their boorish behavior?

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The sky is blue  gray the hue white with stars looking at the view from the heavens view the earth cam view the encased truth view a wicked plan from the moon to earth view the details from me to you this did lift...

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When you fear for loosing me,
I really don't care.
I rewind to my past
and I'm still standing there.

When you say if I go 
surely you will die.
It seems to be baseless
And I really don,t cry.

I really don't care about,
I really don't know how.
Believe me,
Love and lust...

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Nay,
You are not uncouth;
There is something I never taught you:

When my mother told me to play tennis at school,
And advised me to swim at school,
When she networked me with the best of her people;
And she hid my shame, or indeed I was profligate.

When my steptather...

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Can you take my order now if you please?
Orange liquor would definitely do the trick.
Now don’t go away for my tale is not a tease.
Frankly no one listens. I make them sick.
Every word I say each day of my life.
Sings of rhyme to an amazing...

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