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Ladies. Are you tired of having the family underfoot? Are you fed up with their boorish behavior? Great News. For a limited time only... We present the must have product of the year. "Common Sense in a Can.' Just apply it to the infected area and watch the results. They will astound you! Watch as a lady applies it to her Husband. Look as he throws something in the trash. Realizing it's full... he removes the garbage from the can and replaces it with a new bag. That's amazing!! And that's not all. 'Common Sense in a Can' comes in three different scents. There is... 'You're pissing me off' Peppermint. ... 'I so loath you right now' Nuckleberry And our most popular flavor... .... 'What the hell are you doing?' Daisy Fresh. Yes... there's more!! If you have teenagers at home... we will double your order at no additional charge. That's enough for the whole family. Just pay shipping and handling. So order now!! Not legal in Washington or where prohibited by law. Taxes may apply. The End *For those who are interested. I am posting my cartoon 'Bob's your Uncle' on my homepage. A new one will appear every second day or so.

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Date: 5/4/2020 8:42:00 AM
I like it, is it available in an aerosol can? I think this stuff would fly off the shelf *lol* There’s and old saying “If Its common sense is so common why do so few people have it?” As Arsineo Hall used to say “ Things that make you go Hmm,”
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Date: 4/30/2020 1:36:00 AM
hahahahahahaha... Common sense in a Can indeed. I love the way your message and creativity are enveloped into humour. Thanks for the wonderful work. So much bliss from it. So much bliss.
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Date: 4/25/2020 8:22:00 PM
I LOVE this, funniest thing I saw today. Awesome, David.
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Date: 4/25/2020 5:46:00 PM
You are a riot...David. These times we live in are just plain times. We adore being scared, protected by a group of morons. You should run for office and replace the boogeyman/women who seem to think its Halloween and treat us like kids. Masks? All they do is keep your hands off your face. May as well wear a sieve. Keep the hilarity coming. Panagiota xx
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Date: 4/25/2020 11:08:00 AM
Very funny LOL, LOL, we need more like these poems David, as laughter is the road to recovery (whether mind or body)I have heard! Good businessman you are David. If I invent a can of jumping beans, may I extend an offer of employment? Blessings my friend, Jennifer.
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Date: 4/22/2020 6:33:00 AM
Hilarious!!...my friend...great toons as well... you're a complete package...stay safe...^WW^ :o)
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David Mchattie
Date: 4/24/2020 9:18:00 PM
If you're not laughin'... you're crying. Stay well my friend.
Date: 4/21/2020 8:12:00 PM
Just a few questions before I commit to a purchase: Is the can recyclable? Does it in any way support a plastic straw? Could you tell me the can's gender? And are there any trigger phrases I should avoid when near it? Eagerly awaiting your response! ~ Lefty Luigi, PhD candidate (Sensitivity Studies)
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David Mchattie
Date: 4/24/2020 9:19:00 PM
My Lawyers have advised me not to answer any questions. I will send you a bottle once the Chinese replenish my supply. Stay frosty my friend.
Date: 4/21/2020 7:20:00 PM
now where can I order this product lol:-) Great humour David:-) hugs Jan xx
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David Mchattie
Date: 4/24/2020 9:15:00 PM
Believe it or not... it's in short supply. Have a great day my friend.

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