A Tv Commercial For Our Times
Ladies. Are you tired of having the family underfoot?
Are you fed up with their boorish behavior?
Great News. For a limited time only...
We present the must have product of the year.
"Common Sense in a Can.'
Just apply it to the infected area
and watch the results.
They will astound you!
Watch as a lady applies it to her Husband.
Look as he throws something in the trash.
Realizing it's full... he removes the garbage
from the can and replaces it with a new bag.
That's amazing!!
And that's not all. 'Common Sense in a Can' comes
in three different scents.
There is... 'You're pissing me off' Peppermint.
... 'I so loath you right now' Nuckleberry
And our most popular flavor...
.... 'What the hell are you doing?' Daisy Fresh.
Yes... there's more!!
If you have teenagers at home... we will double your order
at no additional charge. That's enough for the whole family.
Just pay shipping and handling.
So order now!!
Not legal in Washington or where prohibited by law.
Taxes may apply.
The End
*For those who are interested. I am posting my cartoon 'Bob's your Uncle' on my homepage. A new one will appear every second day or so.
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