Best On The Nose Poems

Rudolph the reindeer has a big red nose
And it shines so bright wherever he goes
Well, it’s not real; it's a halogen light
That Santa Claus switches on at night.

"So, what's the history?" I hear you say
Well concerns were raised by the C.A.A.
Because one dark night Santa...

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Rudolph the reindeer has a red nose
Now why is that do you suppose?
Well it’s not real, it is a red light
That Santa switches on at night.

So what's the history I hear you say
Well concerns were raised by the F.A.A.
Because one night Santa fell asleep 
And...

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Is this just a curse that follows me around?
For I’m only five years old, three feet off the ground,
Playing inside or out, I get the sniffles bad,
I wish this was a nose I never had!

I sniffle all day, as the green slime grows,
Where it comes...

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With 
 summer
  breeze gently 
 blowing, its blue 
  wings flutter, as it dances in the air
 trying to find the perfect landing spot
 the cat never
 knew it would 
 be its 
 nose!

 9-13-2020
 Double Tetractys 2 Poetry Contest
 Sponsor:...

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I think I saw one
I move a little closer 
there’s another one
nose hair can be disgusting 

Nikko should I pull them out?


*Nikko's body part 
of choice nose hair lol*...

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Though 
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Santa's red cap is turning blue
his nose running with Christmas flu
and the Doctor's advice
was "it will be nice,
wrap the gifts with natural glue."...

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The nose he wears sits on his head
It's big and round and very red;
And in the dark it always glows
It must be awful to own that nose.
There's two dark holes filled with hair
With whatever else that's hidden there;
Each time I see with great surprise
That glow...

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She sits in her garden surrounded by love
amongst glorious creatures sent from heaven above 
the birds in the air that sing a sweet song
bring a feeling she's wanted, that she does belong
the butterflies are dancing in the warm autumn light
kissing the sun rays in the...

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A snowman stands outside in the snow
  But no nose has the snowman to show
 Now the snowman can't sneeze
 So the snowman says please
 "Give a snowman a nose he can blow!"
  
 1-9-19
 Same Word Winter Limerick Contest
 Sponsor: Charles Messina...

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Sue found an impossible task,
To ‘excavate’ wearing her mask,
Now Sue cannot linger,
With her little finger,
To abstain has been a big ask

Since childhood Sue’s ‘explored ‘her nose,
Her secret’s one nobody knows,
Sue’s now stopped the picking,
The licking and flicking,
It’s down to covid I suppose.

10/31/21...

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The nose knows

A sight to make tired eyes blink
Skunks walking away from another’s stink

A simple fact not known too well
With one end they stink, the other they smell

A simpler fact that not everyone knows
One end’s the tail the other the nose

The stink they exude
Can be...

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A Chinese professor from Bowes
used chopsticks when picking his nose
He’s down on his luck 
one chopstick got stuck -
he’s skipping his lunch I suppose!


N/A	in a A Succinct Treat	Contest Judged on 12/20/18

10/30/18...

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     Today's highlight
     on the dog's terms
     The snow that has come,
     is soft and fluffy
     Explore,
     sniff fresh adventures
 ...

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turned quick nose to nose
comfort felt in knowing kiss
lovely your surprise...

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