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Don'T Bug Me

Tom went to the ugly bug ball
Strange insects invaded the hall
Folks dressed up as fleas,
Cockroaches and bees 
The smile on his face said it all

Tom hoped for a little romance
Asked a cute centipede to dance
She whacked him on the nose
When he trod on her toes
He went home in an ambulance!

7th April 2017

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CayCay Jennings Date: 11/13/2017 9:17:00 PM This may be one of my favorites. It is so darn cute to picture in my brain. I laughed aloud on 2nd line. Love ... CayCay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/14/2017 4:42:00 AM Thanks CayCay I love the imagery here especially in the second stanza lol:-) hugs jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 5/19/2017 2:13:00 PM Oh Jan, I am mailing you some bug spray!!! LOL Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 11/14/2017 4:41:00 AM lol sorry I missed that comment:-) hugs jan xx

Roy Pett Date: 4/12/2017 5:57:00 AM Excellent Jan, so funny and a joy to read, Roy, :))) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/12/2017 7:13:00 AM Thanks for all your support Roy:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 4/9/2017 1:07:00 PM Those who consider your humourous poetry lightweight are wrong. Your work is brilliant. Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 4/9/2017 11:53:00 PM However you and Jan are both very talented and can come to my place for cake any day! :) ( before noon please or I might have eaten it all already!!!) Arthur Vaso Date: 4/9/2017 11:52:00 PM Maurice my poetry is never light weight!!!! I eat tons and tons of cake!!!!!! :) Jan Allison Date: 4/9/2017 1:15:00 PM aww thanks:-) hugs Jan xx

John Michaels Date: 4/9/2017 12:23:00 PM This is so cool! You have a real affinity for these humourous ditties - you've inspired me to try some limericks myself! Great stuff... and yes - please run a related contest!!!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/9/2017 1:15:00 PM I have just posted another one John:-) Yes I will run a contest I promise:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Yvonne Date: 4/9/2017 12:18:00 PM Just excellent. Easily publishable. I take all your poetry very seriously. A well written funny limerick is as impressive as a shakespearean sonnet as far as I'm concerned. A Fav. Lots Of Love armand. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/9/2017 12:23:00 PM I know my humourous poetry is considered by some to be 'lightweight' compared to many BUT I do bring a sense of fun to the site and brighten up people's day with my witty words:-) You are in my thoughts my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance Date: 4/7/2017 8:56:00 PM That was very cute. Always entertaining. hugs xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2017 3:56:00 AM Thanks Cas:-):-)hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 4/7/2017 8:37:00 PM GREAT second limerick and the first one as a set up to it, Jan. For a contest? Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2017 3:55:00 AM I am thinking of doing a contest but this one just flew into my head when I heard the song:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 4/7/2017 7:54:00 PM He sure stepped on a lot of toes!!! This is so cute! :) Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 4/9/2017 11:54:00 PM I hope they all dont live that long!!! :) Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2017 12:00:00 PM Funeral of a friend he was 95 - died 2 weeks before his 96th birthday - cancer is a cruel disease:-( hugs jan xx Arthur Vaso Date: 4/8/2017 10:56:00 AM You killed him? LOL Jan Allison Date: 4/8/2017 3:55:00 AM Aww thanks Arthur - came back from a funeral yesterday and heard the song on the TV and woosh the poem was written in less than 5 minutes:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlie Smith Date: 4/7/2017 2:07:00 PM Begs the Question, which hand to hold? Fun Jan... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/7/2017 2:15:00 PM ha ha ha I once wrote a poem about 2 starfish who met and fell in love and they had fun holding hands :-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 4/7/2017 1:53:00 PM Buggers & Humbug!! Pity it had to end in dissatisfaction! Enjoyed this novel limerick, Jan...your mind is alert and creative! Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/7/2017 2:14:00 PM I'd just come back from a funeral when I wrote this. I sat down at home and heard the music on the tv and woosh the poem appeared lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane Date: 4/7/2017 1:14:00 PM Tom mingles with bad company. He deserved a slap! Good writing, Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/7/2017 1:18:00 PM LOL Lin - I heard the song today and the poem came to me in a flash lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May Date: 4/7/2017 11:22:00 AM Lol.... Nice one Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/7/2017 12:55:00 PM Thanks Joseph:-) hugs Jan xx

Charmaine Chircop Date: 4/7/2017 11:01:00 AM Hhahah.Oh ..She shouldn't mess with a centipede...Wbacking him..will make him smell..like two hundred farts and hell:).You put a smile on my face..lol..Very good dear. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/7/2017 12:56:00 PM I originally wrote a caterpillar then changed it to centipede as it has all those toes for him to step on lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 4/7/2017 8:17:00 AM - :))) ......... last dance for Tom :) - Fun :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/7/2017 12:57:00 PM Thanks Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Chris Green Date: 4/7/2017 7:26:00 AM Dancing with a centipede sure does come with challenges, so many toes to try to avoid. :) This was fun Jan Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/7/2017 7:32:00 AM Thanks Chris:-) I originally wrote it as caterpillar then changed it to centipede as the image of treading on all those toes made me laugh:-) hugs Jan xx