Best Nursery Rhymes Poems

Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes for adults?

 One, two Buckle My Shoe  

One,  two,  Got caught cheating on you
Three, four, we got a divorce
Five, six, how much do I get?
Seven, eight,I have a hot date
Nine, ten, Got married again!

 Do Your Ears Hang...

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My bedroom has a rug on the wood floor,  
Many colorful squares are everywhere.  
I made a tall blue tower up my door,  
It went into the pretty orange air.  
Building away from the Lego red bear,  
Rusty the red...

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A tisket, a tasket
    He peed in her basket
  He stuck in his thumb
    Is he ever dumb

  She sat on a tuffet
    Muffet couldn't 'rough it'
  Jill went up the hill
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world poets’ nursery rhymes - kids’ dreamrockets at modern times...

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Mary had a little lamb

The birth was quite a sensation

It should go down in the history books

She needed a lot of sedation

Pinocchio had a very long nose

It grew when telling a lie

Geppetto couldn't keep it from growing

No matter how hard he tried

Three little piggies went...

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Mary had a little lamb
The birth was quite a sensation
It should go down in the history books
She needed a lot of sedation

Three little piggies went tripping along
To the butcher, they were the target
Who was bent on chopping these piggies up
To sell 'em at the local...

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Multiplication is vexation,
Division is as bad;
And that’s why they invented the calculator...

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gardening back the perennial shade, 
  no time or reason to follow these
  months into their graves.

   wandering whale songs through a nantucket
  wheather vain storm in the plow and bury
  the fishnet parable. 

 a sower of seeds...

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What nursery rhyme's gayer, I'm asking you, bub,
Than the one that has three grown men sharing a tub?
Was it their sexual orientation,
Or merely water conservation,
And they were all charter members of the Sierra Club?...

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Bird Brains

Mr Fox wore padded socks to creep up on some chickens
The chickens had CCTV and weren't such easy pickings
He snuck up to the coop and took a peek in through the hatch
The cockerel slammed it shut and put a padlock on the latch
Ignoring Fox...

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IT AIN'T NURSERY RHYMES
     (It's haiku by Shiraito)
Three little kittens
jumped over the candle stick
Mama goose is sick

peas porridge is hot
can't get to heaven on a watermelon rind
Mama goose is loose

old man Humpty Dumpt
sat in a corner on his rumpt
squashed a big...

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Let's go to park
Daily by walk
We shall talk
of birds in flock
and dogs that bark
Until the dark

Let's go to Lake
To see the crakes
the floating ducks
and their darling chicks
And sing quack quack quack
till the sky goes black

Get out of the chair
Let's go somewhere
to breath fresh air
and to...

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Porgie George, Little Jack Horner
Kissed a girl off in a corner
They were all thumbs and made her cry
Offed in prison, absent mourners.

Peter Piper, Peter Peter
Killed a girl and tried to eat her.
The cops dispatched each with a shell;
They help Charon, Limbo’s greeters.
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The fair maid who, the first of May
Goes to the fields at break of day,
And picks strawberries ripe and juicy
Isn’t a native of this country...

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I live on trees
I eat green leaves
I crawl and crawl and hide 
From the Beings in unfurled leaves 

I sing with the wind in silver moonlight 
And wait and wait till the time is right
To enter the Chrysalis and get some sleep
To bear two wings...

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