Naughty Nursery Rhymes

Mary had a little lamb The birth was quite a sensation It should go down in the history books She needed a lot of sedation Three little piggies went tripping along To the butcher, they were the target Who was bent on chopping these piggies up To sell 'em at the local market Baa baa black sheep have you any wool Of course the answer is yes They're sheep, that's a real silly question Three bags full would be my guess Jack be nimble, Jack be quick At my age, you must be jazzing me It's been a long time since I was nimble or quick Was probably just a wee tike of three Georgie Porgie pudding and pie The current trend is over eating No wonder obesity is rampant in the world Bad habits our kids we've been teaching Mary had a little lamb She also had a goat Mary's been messing with the animals again Naughty Mary, I here do quote © Jack Ellison 2015
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Breidenthal Avatar
August 25, 2015 at 9:20 PM
Oh my goodness Jack! hilarious!!!! Always, Laura
Ellison Avatar
August 26, 2015 at 6:43 AM
Silly stuff eh!!! Happy to hear it gave you a giggle... mucho love, Jack xxx
Deremer Avatar
August 8, 2015 at 3:49 PM
That was really funny! Thank you.
Ellison Avatar
August 8, 2015 at 4:49 PM
Glad kit gave you a tickle dear Pam! LOL Love, Jack xxx
Eastman Avatar
August 8, 2015 at 11:27 AM
When I read this to Dragon... He went into Hero mode... Wanted to fly over and save the day!... But would have landed in Mary's fence and shrubs, taking them out... His mighty roar, Which he loves to use as a super hero lately... Would have scared the piggies to death! Poor things! Well, the flame broiled barbecue would have been nice! And don't worry about the town folks getting fat... They would have been in high cardio... run mode! REALLY! That Dragon sure knows how to stir things up!
Ellison Avatar
August 8, 2015 at 12:03 PM
Mary appreciates Dragon's restraint! What a super nice guy!!! xxx
Hopper Avatar
August 8, 2015 at 8:01 AM
Lol! Nicely done!
Ellison Avatar
August 8, 2015 at 8:25 AM
Took my silly pills today!!! Love, Jack xxx
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