Nursery Rhymes Contest

Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes for adults? One, two Buckle My Shoe One, two, Got caught cheating on you Three, four, we got a divorce Five, six, how much do I get? Seven, eight,I have a hot date Nine, ten, Got married again! Do Your Ears Hang Low? Do your breasts hang low? And not stay where they go? When you lay down on your bed, They social distance like covid! Lost in the woods way out? They're like a compass, pointing South. Do your breasts hang low? Ring Around the Rosy Ring around the toilet And you just ignore it Some men are asses, Put the seat down! Little Miss Muffet Little Miss Muffet Joined a commune to rough it Eating organic each day Along came a spider Who offered to hide her If she'd be friends and not run away Baa, Baa Black Sheep Baa,baa, black sheep You think you are so cool Being a rebel, skipping days of school Once to go swimming, once to just hang out In this family that's not what we're about Baa,baa, black sheep You think that you are cool? No sir, no sir, you are just a fool. Mary Had A Little Lamb Mary had a little lamb His fleece was white as snow Because the Son of God, No sin did he know. He followed me to school one day which was against the rules They said we're not allowed to pray Or speak of him at school Why does the Lamb love me so? And hear my every cry? He loves everyone you know And that is why He died.