Best Nina Poems

There’s a party tonight so I bouffe up my hair
Pamper and powder my sweet derrière,
Arrive at the door, all done up to impress.....
Oh man, I forgot! Invite said “fancy dress”!

Pete and Sue are here, seems their theme’s ‘Tarts and Vicars’,
Sue’s skirt’s microscopic! Look at her...

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For a man of the cloth, our dear vicar
is not very partial to clothes
He is almost allergic to trousers
and y-fronts get right up his nose.

Ev’ry Sunday as he climbs in the pulpit
(where the choir boys are sitting below)
His meat and two veg are seen swinging
And...

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is impending,
the most ferocious beast,
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and 
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The word on faerie lips, I’ve heard -
A gleaming, white, pristine, grade A...
Baby tooth. And rarely used.
A solid, shining, well-endowed,
enamel-laden tooth. I’m wowed!

And.... 

It’s in the next town!
Flyable!
I gather my reliable
Companion faeries...

and 
     we’re 
      ...

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Sparkling, empty blue sea
sails break the distant horizon
first one
then two
finally three ships making way 
toward unsuspecting shell-gatherers
brown-skinned and naked on
the hot Caribbean sand

Had they known 
they could have feigned friendship
Then slaughtered them all in the night
Burned the great ships and
been done with it.
At least for...

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Kung sasariwain ko sa 'king isip
Ang nangagdaang mga kapanahunan,
Liban kay Jessang lubhang pinintakasi,
Ikaw'y naroon 'di ko maikukubli!

Sa koliheyo kata'y nagkakilala,
Katoto kita sa 'sang asignatura,
Sa unang tagpo'y 'di ko maikakaila
May paghanga ako sa iyong nadama.

Aywan ko rin ba Nina't 'di ko sadya
Na noon ni Kopidp ako'y...

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I Once New A Poet Named Nina
She sat pondering about the days when she was a pretty ballerina
When asked about her name by a stranger wearing nothing but shorts
She turned around and told him it is Jeanina.

Written by Nina E Dalin

www.jeanniearomea.com...

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Good morning Steph, today's the twentieth.
It's Syd's birthday and I've been thinking of you.
I bought her a cake yesterday, chocolate and vanilla swirled.
I thought of calling your mom,
but she always disappears this time of year.
She wants to be alone with you.
Instead I bought another cake...

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I'm flattered by Nina but need to take her to the cleaners,
and splat her inbetweeners with fluid from wieners.
Don't mock or beat down Bath when you're Bristolian,
you were all conceived in a seat in the Odeon,
and you should defuzzle that muzzle after a dozen shots
or...

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My middle aged spread is just spreading
So I thought I should join a new gym
Got to fit in my dress for a wedding
With some exercise I could get thin

I’ve got these new gym pants that sparkle,
And a t-shirt that flatters my tum,
I look like a...

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Not happy was Nina Hyena
Lost had her smile - her grin
I search all the day 
To find it  - she’d say
A very bad way she was in

To lions went Nina Hyena 
To tigers she went too
She wanted to know
Where a smile can go
Neither lion...

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She looks to me
with deep green ocean eyes.

The waters are calm
but storms lie ahead.

I swim anyways....

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EUNICE WAYMON IS MS. NINA SIMONE!

We shun what we can't overcome.
That's when it is positive image that supersedes all.

How?

Wrong is the element that is not embraced.

Why?

A wrongful world cannot exist without a rightful way!
The strengthen truth is therefore found...

Eunice Waymon is Ms. Nina Simone,
 ...

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We have gone a long ways together,
when you were still around.
I miss you more everyday then
people think. I have shared my 
love of poetry with you, and I miss
your presence around my apartment 
complex. When you would invite me over 
for tea and biscuits. I...

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I didn’t get poem of the day
I’m gutted, what more can I say
I daren’t even peak
At poem of the week
I suspect it’s down to foul play!

4/3/19

Poet's Notes. Nina and I had been having some banter about POTD/POTW. Yesterday Nina got POTW 

This tongue firmly in...

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