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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required My middle aged spread is just spreading So I thought I should join a new gym Got to fit in my dress for a wedding With some exercise I could get thin I’ve got these new gym pants that sparkle, And a t-shirt that flatters my tum, I look like a fat Meghan Markle, Well, ok, I look like her fat Mum. I’ve got me a personal trainer Who’s worked out an exercise plan And with dieting, it’s a no brainer Plus, who knows, I might find a new man! They all hang around by the free weights, Looking muscly and tanned and exotic, Saying stuff like “hey, I’ll spot for YOU, mate!” It’s terribly homoerotic. I gawp at a steroid packed beefcake his neat package on full display Lifting weights with his very good ‘friend’ Blake It’s a pity they’re overtly gay I’ve a voucher to try spinning classes All the cyclists are dripping with sweat They wobble their cute little ‘asses’ I’m going to get fit you can bet I might have a go at Pilates (All those supple but sensitive men!) But the “down dog” pose makes me quite farty So I might “blow” my chance there and then. The Zumba class gets my heart racing My boobies they wobble like jelly This gym bug I’m really embracing It beats sitting down watching telly Cos it’s fun getting breathless and sweaty While drinking in all of the sights, And so long as the staff don’t eject me, It all counts as cardio, right? All spent, I lie in the Jacuzzi My bikini floats off in the bubbles I look like a desperate floozie I guess that’s the least of my troubles! So here’s hoping I gain some more vigour While my bum shrinks to tiny perfection Who knows, with my smokin’ new figure I might pull at the wedding reception! Written with Nina Parmenter who is a fabulously talented very funny lady and a joy to collaborate with! 2/14/18
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