Best Mayberry Poems

Take a step back to a simpler place,
Where the world revolved at a slower pace.

Think about Andy, Opie, Barney and Aunt Bee,
Enjoying life in the...

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The life of this Fife was inane
No burglars did Barney detain
     Got locked in the cell
     As...

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[slow rap]

I have to tell you all the evil that lurks
More terrifying than that fellow named Lurch
There’s a plan to make us trust our TVs
And...

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I know we love to read of beautiful things 
Hear early morning serenades the song bird sings

See buds blooming into roses perfumed
Within majestic sunset's horizons...

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Swollen eyes trickle of tears

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Ben Matlock is an excellent criminal attorney.
He has gone back to find his roots recently.
The tracks he was following led him to Mayberry.
The sheriff Andy...

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+++++  TV TRAVELS  +++++
                  
Oh where,...

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Deputy of Mayberry - Barney Fife 
Lived a very hyper-kinetic life 
I always thought...he was gay 
But he just acted...that way 
Then I found out,...

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Uniform bravery blue
checked out 
before the stroke of midnight
Just as my black butt inadvertently ran into
a bullet fired by
the nervous trigger finger of officer Fife
But...

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a sudden Bonanza viz sexual abuse among 
faux Green Acres within Mayberry RFD
now spells showtime for The Avengers, Batman 
and Robin to Get Smart
take to...

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You starred on Hee Haw and the Andy Griffith Show.
You were talented and people hated to see you go.
You continued to star as Goober on...

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When bad guys came through causing strife
in Mayberry, fraidy-cat Fife,
the lawman who never
was dauntless and clever,
could not catch them to save his life.

Huge blunders caused...

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Barney the Deputy of Mayberry,
one bullet in pocket he did carry.
Before a crime wave could flood,
he would nip it in the bud.
To the law the...

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In Memory of Andy Griffith

By Elton Camp

It's bad news that we received today
The actor Andy Griffith passed away

For decades he's kept us entertained
As Sheriff Taylor...

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Can you remember Lost in Space, Bonanza and Gunsmoke?
How about Leave it to Beaver—all the fun they`d poke?
The Dick VanDyke Show made us laugh, and...

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