Mayberry Poems - Poems about Mayberry

Santa Claus sure is fine, and he’s dandy On Chanukah he gives out the candy He wants to light the lights But instead starts a fight ...

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The life of this Fife was inane No burglars did Barney detain Got locked in the cell As crooks bade farewell Seems God gave him just half a brain In comedy each plays a part Aunt Bea cooked and huge was her heart Old Otis loved booze ...

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The winters here in northern Alabama are pretty mild unlike the ones up on Long Island when I was a child were "lucky" to see a couple of inches here each winter and if we don't we try not to become too bitter, When the forecast does call for the rare "S" word the folks panic and run to the...

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Take a step back to a simpler place, Where the world revolved at a slower pace. Think about Andy, Opie, Barney and Aunt Bee, Enjoying life in the small town of Mayberry....

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[slow rap] I have to tell you all the evil that lurks More terrifying than that fellow named Lurch There’s a plan to make us trust our TVs And the one who runs it is the evil Aunt Bee She made us think that Andy Griffith’s in charge She made us think that Barney Fife is a card She stayed back running...

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