Mayberry Poems - Poems about Mayberry

...Underdog and Days of our lives. General Hospital And mama tried. Casper and the Tonight's show. My three sons And Hazel. Hogans Hero's and Mayberry RFD. Gree......Read the rest...

...Car 54, where are you? Is a horse still a horse, of course? Who today considers Denace a 'menace?' Do you yet play 'The Glad Game,' Pollyanna? Kryptonite get you in the end, S......Read the rest...

...We are a Hartland kind of small town. People are good folks here. there's not a whole lot to do but we work hard doing it. Last year we hit a record of two rapes and three murders. The sherif......Read the rest...

... There was a sheriff named Andy Taylor He was also the county's best bailor Most folks seemed to adore him Except the crooks were so grim Guess they knew he was also the jailer ......Read the rest...

...Innocence - a peck on the cheek and holding hands. Dressed in Mayberry white, snow pearl in France, Anna stands out at the Eiffel tower. At first tongue, oh the tangle embrace. Anna......Read the rest...

...Because they’re typically such delightful places to live, as well as being far safer to raise a family in, it breaks my heart to see what’s happening to so many small struggling communities all over ......Read the rest...

...ssic cars. This was the summer of 1996, and, despite my picking on them a wee bit, everyone we met bent over backwards to help us recover from a near-tragic breakdown. It was like we were stranded in "Mayberry"! And FYI: I plan to post many of my AUDIO files over the next few months, most from my 4 new AUDIO-CDs, along with many more text files from my several books of verse. (Only a few CDs ......Read the rest...

...When bad guys came through causing strife in Mayberry, fraidy-cat Fife, the lawman who never was dauntless and clever, could not catch them to save his life. Huge blunders caused people to moc......Read the rest...

...The life of this Fife was inane No burglars did Barney detain Got locked in the cell As crooks bade farewell Seems God gave him just half a brain In comedy each plays a part Aunt Be......Read the rest...

...Barney the Deputy of Mayberry, one bullet in pocket he did carry. Before a crime wave could flood, he would nip it in the bud. To the law the Deputy was married. 2/2/19 ......Read the rest...

...Deputy of Mayberry - Barney Fife Lived a very hyper-kinetic life I always thought...he was gay But he just acted...that way Then I found out, Thelma-Lou was his wife He thought he was an ......Read the rest...

... Uniform bravery blue checked out before the stroke of midnight Just as my black butt inadvertently ran into a bullet fired by the nervous trigger finger of officer Fife But in the c......Read the rest...

...The winters here in northern Alabama are pretty mild unlike the ones up on Long Island when I was a child were "lucky" to see a couple of inches here each winter and if we don't we try not to beco......Read the rest...

...a sudden Bonanza viz sexual abuse among faux Green Acres within Mayberry RFD now spells showtime for The Avengers, Batman and Robin to Get Smart take to heart (what haint no new bob bing beast)......Read the rest...

...+++++ TV TRAVELS +++++ Oh where, oh where shall I travel today Maybe 1940's where life portrayed In black and white with stars of yesterday Spectacular performances quite di......Read the rest...