Best Macho Man Poems

Nacho
Nacho Man
Nacho
Nacho Man
Baby you know that I am Nacho Man...

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Macho Man Sydrome

Women may have PMS,
But men have MMS
Macho Man Syndome

Not all men have this,
Plenty do and it makes life seem hard to exist
From Oil...

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I’m a long-legged guy,
A macho man, if you will,
Tho still I fell for Little Blue Eyes,
When on the highway I was drawn
Into a Little Town...

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I just found out.....

Well, I don't know how to say it?

Would you think less of me
If I say just the way it is?

I thought I...

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Poetic License

Pure Frustration
If I could not
Kiss you with my sonnets
Explain you symbolically
Or say  “I love you”
In metaphorical ambiguities

Like Braille, I’ve felt tipped over you
With...

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I'm a Prizefighter and my name is Little Mac.
When I fight my opponents, they end up on their backs.
I defeat all of my opponents even...

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Defining a Man ( A Letter to my Daughter )

What is a man in these modern day attitudes and parlances of our times
harder now, I...

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?I thought that I would never see
Another macho man like me.
Ex-green Beret and Airborne Ranger,
Who never shirked in face of danger.	
But that ancient myth was...

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I used to wish I could be a macho man
I guess for me it's not part of the plan
More friends are ladies, than other guys
Being...

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Young man, that is not good enough, just not good enough;
Seek the Lord; fulfill purpose, don’t just huff and puff.
You looking all big and bad;...

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~The Rhinoceros That Roared~

The Wrinkled skin of the Rhinoceros
Steel hard, no man can penetrate
The young buck on the tourist bus
Thought if he killed one, his...

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I got an ugly duckling pen
that’s always
trying to write pretty sentences
My plain consonant smiles
don’t have a poetic glow beautiful
I have a missing vowel or two,
enamel...

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I know you want to appear tough
You want to pull off cool
Being a strong macho man
That’s part of the unspoken rule

I know you act so...

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Well, I don't know how to say this?

Would you think less of me
If I say just the way it is?

I thought I was a Macho...

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They say he's lord of the drunken banter.
That girl who sings there is whom he's after.
He boasts he can bag any pretty broad 
who strays...

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