Macho Man Poems - Poems about Macho Man

All the women look at Mister Macho Man as he flexes his muscles and cracks his knuckles while working on his tan. Mister Macho Man is always the center of attention wherever he goes. Needless to say that all his peers and foes have to settle for rejection. But despite all of the cheers, he is not happy...

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The chauvinist, is not "Man" is a hilarious gas that inflates a meat puppet...! Without reason or judgment......

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Macho Man gave Pirate Queen snickers So she turned loose her boot lickers Then it got worse she made him a purse Forced Macho Man to wear her pink Knickers...

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Nacho Nacho Man Nacho Nacho Man Baby you know that I am Nacho Man...

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Macho Man Sydrome Women may have PMS, But men have MMS Macho Man Syndome Not all men have this, Plenty do and it makes life seem hard to exist From Oil in Iraq To Blood Diamond in Sierra Leone Sooner or Later, Mother Earth will tell you “Leave me the heck alone!” Will you listen? Of course not, She'd have to glue your men together Gray clouds with...

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You act arrogant, Seeming belligerent, Oh, how I feel for the macho man, Looking to settle a score, Lost at the core, Soon he’ll hit the floor, Oh, how I feel for the macho man, Running by vengeance, Lost all common sense, Oh, how I feel for the macho man, Strength comes within, Not in the revenge you could get, Soon you’ll feel karma hit, Oh, how...

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I'm lean, I'm mean, I'm tough as nails Nothing could frighten me I'm ready to defend my turf as you can plainly see Ju-Jitsu man, master of knife and sword, Can shoot an eye out at a mile... No fool would be so foolish as to dare challenge me... You see before he'd even know it, I'd break his stupid knee No Superman or Batman Would...

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