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Mister Macho Man

All the women look at Mister Macho Man
as he flexes his muscles 
and cracks his knuckles 
while working on his tan.

Mister Macho Man is always  at the center of attention 
wherever he goes.
Needless to say that all his peers and foes 
have to settle for rejection.

But despite all of the cheers, 
he is not

Categories: macho man, confidence,
Form: Rhyme

Macho Man

The chauvinist, is not "Man"
          is a hilarious gas
          that inflates a meat puppet...!
          Without reason or judgment...

Categories: macho man, allusion, analogy, conflict, metaphor,
Form: Epigram

Macho Man Met His Nemesis

Macho Man gave Pirate Queen snickers
So she turned loose her boot lickers
Then it got worse
she made him a purse
Forced Macho Man to wear her pink Knickers

Categories: macho man, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Nacho Man Village People Macho Man Short Parody

Nacho
Nacho Man
Nacho
Nacho Man
Baby you know that I am Nacho Man

Categories: macho man, crazy, funny, humorous, leaving,
Form: Free verse

Macho Man Syndrome

Macho Man Sydrome

Women may have PMS,
But men have MMS
Macho Man Syndome

Not all men have this,
Plenty do and it makes life seem hard to exist
From Oil in Iraq
To Blood Diamond in Sierra Leone
Sooner or Later, Mother Earth will tell you
“Leave me the heck alone!”
Will you listen?
Of course not,
She'd have to glue your men together
Gray clouds with

Categories: macho man, nature, political, men, men,
Form: I do not know?

Macho Man(Re-Edited)

You act arrogant,
Seeming belligerent,
Oh, how I feel for the macho man,

Looking to settle a score, 
Lost at the core,
Soon he’ll hit the floor,
Oh, how I feel for the macho man,

Running by vengeance,
Lost all common sense,
Oh, how I feel for the macho man,

Strength comes within,
Not in the revenge you could get,
Soon you’ll feel karma hit,
Oh, how

Categories: macho man, how i feel,
Form: I do not know?

The Mighty Master Macho Man Tom...And the Lil' Mouse

I'm lean, I'm mean, I'm tough as nails
Nothing could frighten me
I'm ready to defend my turf
as you can plainly see
Ju-Jitsu man, master of knife and sword,
Can shoot an eye out at a mile...
No fool would be so foolish
as to dare challenge me...
You see before he'd even know it,
I'd break his stupid knee
No Superman or Batman
Would

Categories: macho man, adventure, animals, funny, life,
Form: Burlesque