Making Baby

Wanna make a baby?
Here's how it goes....
The ***** enters the vagina.
Then out comes a flow.

Meanwhile from the ovary,
down the fallopian tube.
A tiny egg is swimmimg
and plops into the uterine lube.

After a fierce battle
the fastest sperm wins.
Brakes through the egg's shell.
Then multiplication in ovum begins.

Oxygen and nutrients flow
through the umbilical cord.
From after birth on uterine wall.
Or placenta as it's sometimes called.

A little baby is growing fast.
Nine months to be exact.
The womb then contracts.
These are the facts.

Out pops a baby...
Simple as that!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



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Date: 9/26/2016 5:17:00 PM
Enjoyed your Nursing and medical lesson JEAN, lol no grey areas left to contemplate I would say.
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Jean Murray
Date: 9/26/2016 6:45:00 PM
I have long been facinated by the whole proceedure. For some reason the joke about the surgeon saying to the nurse, (caught with the sissors still in her hand) "I said.... slip off his spectacles!!" springs to mind.
Date: 9/19/2016 9:29:00 PM
I have learned something today that Mom and Dad didn't teach me =-O great write :-)
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Jean Murray
Date: 9/20/2016 3:02:00 AM
Funny you should say that Eve. Being a midwife, I would have a wealth of knowledge to pass on to my offspring. That "birds and the bees" talk with each of them? They closed their ears I was so expliit.
Date: 9/11/2016 12:29:00 AM
This was so beautifully expressed!!!
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Jean Murray
Date: 9/11/2016 2:27:00 AM
Thank you Jenni. Being a midwife, I am well fimiliar with the process.
Date: 9/10/2016 5:01:00 PM
Oh Baby - what a clever way to use the body parts to make such a beautiful poem - good luck in the contest:-) hugs jan xx
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/13/2016 12:26:00 PM
you could do a fun follow up on making the babies Jean lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Jean Murray
Date: 9/10/2016 5:18:00 PM
But it is no fun Jan. I mean making babies is fun, but the poem is not funny enough to make Viv laugh. I may try again. Thank you for calling it beautiful.
Date: 9/9/2016 12:24:00 PM
- Out pops six baby, at my house yesterday :))) - https://1drv.ms/v/s!AtURyIwEvYBmqkA-vsxrZJPzqIab - My private footage - Good luck in the contest - Happy weekend, Jean - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Jean Murray
Date: 9/9/2016 3:26:00 PM
Facinating Anne-Lise. Thank you for sharing. You make a wonderful midwife!!
Date: 9/9/2016 10:57:00 AM
and so the story goes... I always wondered how that worked, Jean. Thank you for clearing that up. Lol A very informative write! Good luck in contest.
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Jean Murray
Date: 9/9/2016 11:08:00 AM
Perhaps informative Daniel, but not so funny. if I spend more time on it.....but labour wards do not normally ring with laughter.
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