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Best K Mart Poems

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Premium Member Toilet Bowl Committee
Toilet Bowl Committee (aka: Uptown Hood)

A lavatory confinement
my$h!tdontstinkcomode.com
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If you want to moderate this place, pick up the pace
From the mouth down to the @$$
Your so...

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© Skat A   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: k mart, abuse, anger, angst, how
Form: Free verse



Premium Member The Bard Visits 2023
Awakening with heart and mind a-spin,
methought midst some psychotic malady.
"What hellish afterlife am I now in"?
Yon passerby said "2023".
Eyes fixed on "mobile phones" with no...

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© John Watt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: k mart, society,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Shopping List
"Shopping List"

Sister Kathy's going shopping and she's asked me for my list,
Needing LOTS of help, so I could not her, resist...

I have a Shopping List...

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Categories: k mart, character, friend, god, love,
Form: Rhyme
And the Road Begins?
Mornings are dreadful time in life unless waking beside gorgeous woman hopefully 
a not married one  husbans can be such a downer.
And when ya...

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Categories: k mart, friendship, funny, happiness, introspection,
Form: Narrative
Horsing Around
I’m sick of hearing from old Bill that I’m a whimpish sort of bloke,
Because I don’t care for rodeo’s and can’t relate to outback folk,
That...

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Categories: k mart, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member You Cannot Hide
Always Lamentable

You can run but you cannot hide!
For the face of God watches all
your fiddlings.
And is furious over baby killings.

You can write all the most
moving...

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Categories: k mart, abortion,
Form: Rhyme
My Childhood Christmas
The folded corners and wrinkled pages
of catalogs that were tattered and ripped
From the first of October until late in December
we drooled,
we fawned,
we lusted, 
we swooned...

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Categories: k mart, christmas, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Choco-Mama Mania
Ooey, gooey, give me choc-o-lot!
If I must, I'll take it liquid hot,
But "wicked" like they fix it in Madrid,
Thick as porridge, satin sunburnt sweet.
(Not like...

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Categories: k mart, chocolate,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Smoking Gun
“Smoking Gun”


Twisted Blistered dance with me
Come on Brother Snow get off your genuflection mojo knees
The World’s about to turn and merge
Vibrating dimensions souls that turn...

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Categories: k mart, humanity, imagery, war,
Form: Free verse
Incredible India: My Motherland
Ah, to this land of the monsoons
or should it have been the sunsoons? 
Yet for frozen land tourists, a tropical hot boon.

Where bullock carts, stray...

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Categories: k mart, patriotic, places,
Form: Verse
Premium Member The Hunt
Form = Free Range Verse

The Hunt

Mans desire to hunt
Testing skills from the beginning of time
I had outfitted myself the day before
With camouflage, and all the...

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Categories: k mart, animal, humorous, imagination, poetry,
Form: Free verse
She Means the World To Me
I gotta crooked legged woman
With legs that go where they choose
Her lips are shaped like a beer mug
And over flowin with booze 

She means the...

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Categories: k mart, funny, me, world, me,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Flour Sacks
Life was hard in the money department
My parents had what was called a paid job
Just over basics it was evident
Someone else ate the corn, they...

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Categories: k mart, childhood, life, mother,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member He's Their Grandpa
My husband... has never minded
    eating a vegetable he doesn't like
        just so they will...

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Categories: k mart, dedication, husband,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Highways and the Byways
The Highways and the Byways
By Franklin Price
10/27/2107
(Inspired by Nancy McIntyre Stepp)

 The highways and the byways
Of this life in which we've grown
Bring back many memories
Of...

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Categories: k mart, adventure, happiness, travel,
Form: Rhyme

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