Face Book Status
I have face book on my smart phone
And get some notifications yesterday
I was driving down by k mart
But was curious to see what it says
But as I pick up my phone
A police stop and give a ticket to me
I have to pay $250 to see
Some one post “they feeling lazy”
What is wrong with this people?
Like face book have them going mad
They posting all kind of craziness
Like “I wake up and feeling sad”
Face book is a social media
To connect with friends and family
But some people get the wrong ideas
And use it as their personal diary
Face book can be very entertaining
With some very interesting post to see
I just use it to share my poems
And nothing personal about me
But sometime it does make me wonder
If face book getting to people brain
Why else would some one want to post
“I going back to sleep again”
So let us get this straight
They wake up to say “going to sleep again’
If you don’t find something wrong with this
Then I’m the one going insane
A woman post pix of her lavish Sunday meal
On the table with the candles lights dim
Then writes” romantic dinner for me and hubby”
But this morning she was quarrelling with him
Yesterday a girl post a lot of bad words
Then today she only posting religious
And when I ask her about it
She said I’m being ridiculous
The men crazy for face book to
But they keep them posting informative
And one in a while they may post a joke
But nothing to derogative
Men like to read what them women post
They have us curious and amuse
Although some we don’t understand
And some does left us confuse
Amanda changing profile pix every minute
Face book can’t keep up with she
So they make a new site just for her
And call it ‘Amanda’s library”
A couple goes to the grocery
And post their location where they are
To share the very interesting facts
That they buying rice and flour
Some goes out with friends and family
And post very pictures
Them some does post interesting words
From the Holy Scriptures
A lot of people use face book
The way it was intended to be
And then some just use it
Show case their stupidity
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