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I have face book on my smart phone 
And get some notifications yesterday 
I was driving down by k mart 
But was curious to see what it says 

But as I pick up my phone 
A police stop and give a ticket to me 
I have to pay $250 to see 
Some one post “they feeling lazy” 

What is wrong with this people? 
Like face book have them going mad 
They posting all kind of craziness 
Like “I wake up and feeling sad” 

Face book is a social media 
To connect with friends and family 
But some people get the wrong ideas 
And use it as their personal diary 

Face book can be very entertaining 
With some very interesting post to see 
I just use it to share my poems 
And nothing personal about me 

But sometime it does make me wonder 
If face book getting to people brain 
Why else would some one want to post 
“I going back to sleep again” 

So let us get this straight 
They wake up to say “going to sleep again’ 
If you don’t find something wrong with this 
Then I’m the one going insane 

A woman post pix of her lavish Sunday meal 
On the table with the candles lights dim 
Then writes” romantic dinner for me and hubby” 
But this morning she was quarrelling with him 

Yesterday a girl post a lot of bad words 
Then today she only posting religious 
And when I ask her about it 
She said I’m being ridiculous 

The men crazy for face book to 
But they keep them posting informative 
And one in a while they may post a joke 
But nothing to derogative 

Men like to read what them women post 
They have us curious and amuse 
Although some we don’t understand 
And some does left us confuse 

Amanda changing profile pix every minute 
Face book can’t keep up with she 
So they make a new site just for her 
And call it ‘Amanda’s library” 

A couple goes to the grocery 
And post their location where they are 
To share the very interesting facts 
That they buying rice and flour 

Some goes out with friends and family 
And post very pictures 
Them some does post interesting words 
From the Holy Scriptures 

A lot of people use face book 
The way it was intended to be 
And then some just use it 
Show case their stupidity

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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