Best Idiots Poems

As a waiter, most expect not much,
But a crunch of menus and brunch,
Nothing more than a list of lunch,
To serve their turgid bunch.

Anyways,
A customer asked me once:
“At what age does a deer become a moose?”
I told her when ducks, like Pokémon,
Evolve into a goose.

Another asked...

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An idiot driver cut in front of me on the freeway
Just because they did not get the big picture 
I have to slam on my brakes?
Could I let it slide?
Apparently not.
I threw my hands up like “what the heck?”
She gave me the bird.
I gave her...

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Idiots like you,
belong in a school'
Don't get upset,
I went there too,
I passed all my classes,
cuz I was smarter than you,
But hey don't you worry'
You wont be one for long'
Just pass all your classes,
Go on what you waiting for,
an invitation?
No I don't...

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Mountains of meteorite marching monsters by the moon
  Magic mirrors mixed the madness in the  middle of monsoons
    Malignant minds migrating from the morons called the men
      Massive movements of the masses more idiots being...

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Idiot was the one who stumbled
Idiot was the one who crawled
Idiot was the one who hunted
Idiot was the one who stole
Idiot father,idiot mother idiot daughter idiot son
Idiots gathered around fire hoping for the morning sun
Idiot were we among the trees dancing naked with the breeze
But...

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Compared to Bungling Idiots

To my poems pretty soon should be immune
And to receive comments I must impugn
Your delightful mind to become more diligent
Trying to find where party platforms went.

What if I put in thumb pulling out a plumb
Could you make a morsel or maybe crumb
For...

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Into the eve, leads demonstration
an angry mob seeking salvation
all the lost, surrender hate in
while the young still hope to make it

There you go, one so unnoticed
another voice that portrays its hopeless
as Wallstreet now, goes occupied
the hard and cold has no softer side
the big and dumb...

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Idiots run the country for what we all believe
and take our votes for worship at what they can conceive
To make their money for it as we would help dereive
and pay our misery forward as we can all perceive...

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Who made idiots?
They are everywhere,always blocking a doorway,
just like they all took a leave of their senses today.

Hogging the elevator, always pretending they don't see,
never moving once, or say, "excuse me."

Where did they come from. Dumbsville USA, or
maybe dropped from a space ship that went...

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On the urban streets, they call it fashion,
But the inmates call it advertising,
And it represent those with a passion
For an ignorance that is surprising.
The mentally disabled dress better
Than those Idiots with their pants pulled down,
Exposing their briefs down to the letter,
Performing like a bunch of...

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Martyrs die 
for clear faith ...
that is noble belief
Idiots die 
for blind   ignorance,
that is ignoble stupidity.......

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stealing space, 
the only thing that disappears when new ideas are born.
we are clothed in past experiences, divining directions 
from someone else’s shadow. We clap applause for airs 
that carry each of us to cause, support us in our stirrings; 
give us strings to act...

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I promise I can

I can make you rich, give me fifty quid
I can help you sleep, just turn on my vid
I can change your sex life, NOT LIKE THAT!
I can make your teeth straight and delouse your cat
I can help you grow as a person,...

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Do not go gentle into that totalitarian night
They lured you in with the promise of a new day
Rage against their deception, and for freedom's light

From a stagnant pool, you jumped into a river of no return
They said the new would rise, the old could burn
Swim...

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Demonstrators in all riots
Aren’t at all full or  half idiots:
Any fellow on Rich Diet
Most likely will remain quiet…

Idiots don’t fear Police Canister,
Whose contents are damned sinister.
Cops begin to consult Tear Gas
And vanish would even a lass;
For man fancies not Helpless Tear;
Once its source sights,...

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