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Best Idiots Poems

Below are the all-time best Idiots poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of idiots poems written by PoetrySoup members

Premium Member Two Idiots On The Freeway
An idiot driver cut in front of me on the freeway
Just because they did not get the big picture 
I have to slam on my...

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Categories: idiots, adventure,
Form: Dramatic Monologue

Premium Member I Remember When
I remember when . . . 
kids fought at school.
At worst, they’d end up with a bloody nose.
But kids today get bullied publicly
and ridiculed on...

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Categories: idiots, memory, people, violence,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Idiot

You with the black eye
You all bruised and blue
You with dried blood and no hope
You who climbs and plays
You who feels hungers pain
You who was...

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Categories: idiots, abuse, betrayal, child, heartbroken, sad,
Form: Free verse
"Monday Dreadful Monday"

Most people are terrified of its presence
Only this moment can be the most hated
No more time for r&r....that's reefer and rum
Damn it....if he...

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Categories: idiots, america, anger, art, crazy, poetry, political,
Form: Acrostic
It was 1999
Shotgun rider
2000 green mustang
My sis, always beside her

Landed the same job
Only Mexican restaurant in town
Put gas in our car
Kept our wheels going round


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Categories: idiots, friendship, high school, i miss you,
Form: Free verse

She wore pineapple rings for glasses
She wore pineapple rings for glasses
and walked like jelly dances
I didn't rate her chances
She used to wee standing up
she cooked lemon a'la duck
won the lottery,...

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Categories: idiots, fantasy, food, funny, crazy,
Form: Monorhyme
Why oh why do I have to learn
Of poets compelled to leave here – it causes me great concern
There are people who mock us, 

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Categories: idiots, abuse, computer,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Weed and War
Did you know that weed is illegal because Nixon wanted to win a war?
Along with Henry Kissinger, who thrusted behind him, making his bum sore.


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Categories: idiots, anger, drug, political, prison, war,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Psychiatric Crack
A psychologist is a person who decided to spend a lot of money,
To recieve a piece of paper that says they know everything about me.


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Categories: idiots, anger, health, mental illness, society,
Form: Couplet
Victim of society
Sometimes I feel like I'm not supposed to be here
But I put on a brave face because they hope to see fear
Labels on my head...

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© Alex Duffy  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiots, deep, desire, emotions, encouraging, environment,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Once Upon a Christmas 1954 - Part One - a short story from my memoir
Each year as Christmas rolls around, as I buckle under the pressure and stress of shopping for gifts for people that already  have everything,...

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Categories: idiots, christmas, nostalgia,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Had It AR-15
Had It

I have a ten foot hole in my floor
Sofa, carpet, hard wood, tile no more
My neighbors both own an AR-15
And I live in between

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: idiots, grief, life, loss, political,
Form: Free verse
Lost in Mind
I am all alone and there is nobody around,
Even in a crown I cannot hear a sound,
The music of intelligence was neither in Maine nor...

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Categories: idiots, depression, people, friend,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Rant Against Bad Drivers

Some adults should go back to driving school,
those who seem not to comprehend red signs
at four-way stops. So many act a fool
and take my turn....

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Categories: idiots, anger, conflict,
Form: Sonnet
All That I Know
Of Beauty, 
All I know is that it varies proportionally to the label on your jeans.

Of Physics, 
All I know is I get up in...

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Categories: idiots, humor, philosophy, wisdom,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Trump Shields The US From Becoming A Carcass Filled With Ants
Trump Shields The US From Becoming A Carcass Full With Ants 

Trumps draws a line in the sand
He's shaken all the trees in the land

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Categories: idiots, perspective, political,
Form: Rhyme
Sometimes I DREAM
sometimes i dream 
of things that seem unnessesary
things i wish i had
and my heart pains at the joy i think..
i will posses if i acquire...

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Categories: idiots, lifeheart, heart, endurance,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member To Those In Denial
Mortal worlds are no place for spirits like me to dwell; I am not meant for them; I have always been…a different soul.  The...

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Categories: idiots, animal, earth, environment, life, nature,
Form: Free verse
The Vicious Cycle
I haven’t been here in a while
At this point in my life that is.
The point where something great becomes misconstrued
more filled with angst instead of...

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Categories: idiots, heartbroken, how i feel, passion, relationship,
Form: Rhyme
We go green on Paddy's Day.
That's because we like it that way.
Green clothing, green Liffey, green beer.
Green faces bring good cheer.

A time to remember we're...

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Categories: idiots, celebration, culture, patriotic,
Form: Verse
Suffer Fools Madly
With a sleep-living shuffle, they plod along
Apathetic senses, that don't notice it's wrong
Automatic living, with the brain turned off
My ideals of freedom, their conditioned to...

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Categories: idiots, angst, mystery,
Form: Dramatic monologue
Premium Member Mr Merlot's White Whine
Ammmazing how many blithering idiots
sip silently while from their
purpled tongue
horrors regurgitate...

a ripe bachus regurgitation
soured by the tilt
of goblet and the howling
incessant banter of

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Categories: idiots, introspection, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Jumbleful Spring
Oh wonderful jumbleful spring 
hormones awakening after winter naps
making bumbling idiots
out of unsuspecting saps

Oh dopey me, I bathed
perfumed, powdered and dusted
picked out slinky sexy things

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Categories: idiots, funny, love, seasons
Form: Rhyme
I'm America's Worst Driver
Where I live, a bunch of idiots work at the DMV.
They proved that by giving a drivers license to me.
When I drive, I constantly drive...

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Categories: idiots, car, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Black and White
Wish it wasn't so cold around here
Wish I could stand up sometimes
Wish I had somewhere to go
Drowning myself to sleep with emo music

Wish you were...

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Categories: idiots, loss, nostalgia, sad, sleep, sun, emo,
Form: Free verse