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I promise I can I can make you rich, give me fifty quid I can help you sleep, just turn on my vid I can change your sex life, NOT LIKE THAT! I can make your teeth straight and delouse your cat I can help you grow as a person, and a boss I can make so carefree, you’ll never give a toss I can make you happy, and live a contented life I can help (you know what) to satisfy your wife I can explain the power of attraction, and use the universe I can help you live forever, you’ll never need a hearse I can help you slim, you’ll be skinny as a rake I can help your lips look bigger, but you’ll never look fake I can give a business plan, where your company will explode I can take you to the next level, help you cross that road I can build your website, with a lovely landing page I can rip you off, by promising your will never age

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Date: 3/8/2022 7:19:00 AM
Hey Dave….the untruths of the modern world! Love how you wrote this poem very cleverly done with such truth. Debx
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Date: 3/8/2022 1:18:00 PM
Thank you Deb. I have become sick of people claiming to be able to walk on water. I hate self hyp. Take care and thanks. Deb
Date: 11/15/2021 8:20:00 AM
Great dreams of what we long to see.
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