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Perhaps Her Hubby Should Have the Snip - Bawdy

A lady I met named Regina
Had a terribly slack v'gina
She said with great mirth
‘twas caused by childbirth -
She’d seventeen kids to remind her!

Fictional poem!!!

1/31/19

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Anne-Lise Andresen

February 1, 2019 at 4:27 AM

- Omg ..... 17 ... hope it does not come several ... a string should be cut :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

February 1, 2019 at 4:33 AM

lol Anne-Lise thankfully its just fiction:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

February 1, 2019 at 3:59 AM

haha a cracker Jan, she needs to do her pelvic floor excercises and he needs to get down to the clinic fast lol. Tom.

Jan Allison

February 1, 2019 at 4:01 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

February 1, 2019 at 2:10 AM

oh my!!! My gf could never have 17 kids!!!!! I dont have 17 minutes to spare!!!!! LOL

Jan Allison

February 1, 2019 at 2:23 AM

PMSL!!!:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

January 31, 2019 at 7:49 PM

Jan, your imagination and wit know no bounds!! Hilarious. (soupmail) ~ Gershon

Jan Allison

February 1, 2019 at 1:52 AM

Thanks so much Gershon I have amended the error:-) have a wonderful day:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

January 31, 2019 at 5:44 PM

G'day Jan … obviously there's no telly in the bedroom Jan - thanks for the giggle - Lindsay

Jan Allison

January 31, 2019 at 5:46 PM

lol Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx

Ann Gilmour

January 31, 2019 at 2:35 PM

Haha... as soon as I read her name was Regina I knew your limerick was going to be naughty but fun and it certainly was - wonderful Jan . Certainly made me laugh on a cold winters day. Thank you , with kindest thoughts Ann xx

Jan Allison

January 31, 2019 at 2:40 PM

Thanks Ann many years ago I worked with a girl called 'reggie' and she pronounced her name as Regeeena not regina lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

January 31, 2019 at 1:59 PM

Lol.. That's a soccer team right there, with subs!..

Jan Allison

January 31, 2019 at 2:01 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

January 31, 2019 at 1:18 PM

One of my ancestors had 23-children; most of them died at the far-flung corners of the British Empire, but she died in the Workhouse. Her reward was a monument to her contribution to King and Country - just could not spare the bread when it was needed! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison

January 31, 2019 at 1:19 PM

oh gosh Rico that must be a record!:-) hugs Jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

January 31, 2019 at 11:51 AM

Oh my! Seventeen kids to tend to at home. Poor Regina! Very funny limerick, Jan. Hope you are having better weather than we are across the pond. Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison

January 31, 2019 at 12:14 PM

My muse seems to be returning lol:-) bitterly cold here but nothing like the conditions I've read about in parts of the US stay safe and warm:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

January 31, 2019 at 11:49 AM

Oh my goodness she should have chased him out of the bedroom to the spare room if she of course could find a believable excuse! Wow poor Regina, almost like running a marathon your whole life, or more like a life sentence. So glad it was just imagination and a poem to give us all a good laugh Jan. LOL. Poetry hugs Jennifer.,

Jan Allison

January 31, 2019 at 12:13 PM

Thanks Jennifer:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

January 31, 2019 at 11:47 AM

Ha ha, Jan you always make my day by making me laugh! Love it!

Jan Allison

January 31, 2019 at 11:49 AM

Thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

January 31, 2019 at 11:22 AM

having trouble with the keyboard as I am laughing my ass off......

Jan Allison

January 31, 2019 at 11:26 AM

lol John your comment made me giggle:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

January 31, 2019 at 11:12 AM

Lol! Jan, This is funny! Yep I agree, hubby should have gotten snipped. But in the mean she should consider getting a reality show lol! You are the queen of humor:-) Alexis

Jan Allison

January 31, 2019 at 11:14 AM

lol Alexis:-) thankfully its a fictional poem :-) hugs Jan xx