Best Housework Poems

Housework what a chore
I refuse to do it any more 
My poor hands have blisters 
And my hands are sore
Oh my what a bore.

The more you do
The more you find
It's such hard work
And I don't have the time.

Some peoples houses are like a show room
Mine...

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Doing chores in the buff on my mind
apron strings dangling down my behind
I hope he keeps mum
about seeing my bum
'coz my window cleaner's just resigned!...

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There's more to keeping house,
Than washing dishes, sweeping floors.
You must wipe away the dirt,
From window sills and doors.

Picking up and straightening,
For certain is a must,
But if you want it to be clean,
It's wash and scrub or bust.

Because you ran the vaccuum,
You think you've done a...

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Hate it.
I quit....

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There's more to keeping house,
Than washing dishes, sweeping floors.
You must wipe away the dirt,
From window sills and doors.

Picking up and straightening,
For certain is a must,
But if you want it to be clean,
It's wash and scrub and dust.

Because you ran the vacuum,
You think you've done a...

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Who was it who said
Housework prolongs your life? 
Surely they jest! 
They can go take a hike

I've collapsed on the couch 
From just the mere thought 
After leaving it it far longer
Than I reasonably ought 

Where on earth do I start? 
I just can't decide...

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She loves doing housework and cleaning her husband said.
He assumed this, as she enabled the rest of them to be pigs.
She expected to do the chores no one likes; it had been her mother’s life.
Her husband had no idea that his wife dreamed of an...

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I roning clothes – I love that job. Oh, my gosh!

L aundering them first is another one
O f numerous chores that let me wash
V arious things. Wash this or that. How fun!
E ven pots and pans! I must say . . . 

H ow much...

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Dripping Dry
It’s fun not
to lie,
Dishes are done
let’s have some
Fun!
Friday Night
At last
Time for a Blast
Take it all in
Like a Dolphin
that swims...

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So many things to do today.
Things I love to do, and other things not so much fun.
Paperwork. Ugh. I wish it had never been invented.
Despise it, even online.  A never ending story.

Like housework.
Druggery that barely lasts long enough
For the ink to dry or the...

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Multichoice test. Answer A B or C to each of the following to determine your housework saturation level. 

1. Generally, it can be said that Housework is... 
A. Boring and Tiring 
B. Unappreciated 
C. Both of the above 

2. Vacuuming is.... 
A. A waste of...

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The kitchen's disinfected, the worktops squeaky clean,
The laundry's in the wardrobe and nothing's left in the machine.
The crockery is washed and dry, it's stacked in cupboards, looking neat.
There's just one nagging problem, I've got nothing left to eat!...

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hemming bell bottoms
summer radio blaring
   to seventies tunes



posted on June 6, 2018...

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The more I let go of
these tiresome soul struggles,
the should haves,
the should bes, 
the more it is possible,
to be messy and
alive....

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Kitchen table clean
check

kitchen floor swept
check

microwave oven clean
Are you crazy?

I have to leave something 
for tomorrow...

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